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Nerdy Kangaroo Nerd / 33 / Open Relationship / Gay (prolly a lil genderfluid, still figuring things out) / Western Mass NSFW 18+ only πŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”ž Twitter (not in use) is [at]valeron1120 Pfp by @tazzle.art

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Latest posts by valeroo.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post a banger not in English.

Literally every time this song shows up on my shuffle, I get the irresistible urge to dance.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ds...

11.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bluesky Map Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

08.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6870    πŸ” 2078    πŸ’¬ 633    πŸ“Œ 4510

I wished I had more teachers like your characters in my life growing up. <3

10.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A rabbit in overalls and a goat in pants are sitting on the ground drawing pictures. The rabbit is saying β€œART POSES A THREAT TO CORPORATOLRATIC SYSTEMS BECAUSE A PURPOSE OF ART IS TO REMIND THE INDIVIDUAL OF THEIR INHERENT AUTONOMY.”, the goat adds β€œTHEIR HUMANITY.”

A rabbit in overalls and a goat in pants are sitting on the ground drawing pictures. The rabbit is saying β€œART POSES A THREAT TO CORPORATOLRATIC SYSTEMS BECAUSE A PURPOSE OF ART IS TO REMIND THE INDIVIDUAL OF THEIR INHERENT AUTONOMY.”, the goat adds β€œTHEIR HUMANITY.”

Make Art (1/4)

10.02.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10448    πŸ” 3816    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 36

I loved 30 Rock X3

10.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Daaang lookin real good, dude.

10.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 01: Shen's hands are holding a notebook that says "GOOD DAY NOTE" on it in a writing style similar to how "DEATH NOTE" is written in Death Note.

Panel 02: A grey skinned, yellow eyed, blonde haired angel/shinigami character with little wings and a toga is standing behind Shen. He says "That's right! Anyone whose name you write in that notebook will have a FANTASTIC day!"

Panel 03: Shen turns his head slightly, now looking at you, the viewer.

Panel 04: Shen is looking at you with a devious, evil smile, the book open and pen in hand. His eyes are red, like the Shinigami Eyes from Death Note, which allow you to see someone's name by looking at them.

Panel 01: Shen's hands are holding a notebook that says "GOOD DAY NOTE" on it in a writing style similar to how "DEATH NOTE" is written in Death Note. Panel 02: A grey skinned, yellow eyed, blonde haired angel/shinigami character with little wings and a toga is standing behind Shen. He says "That's right! Anyone whose name you write in that notebook will have a FANTASTIC day!" Panel 03: Shen turns his head slightly, now looking at you, the viewer. Panel 04: Shen is looking at you with a devious, evil smile, the book open and pen in hand. His eyes are red, like the Shinigami Eyes from Death Note, which allow you to see someone's name by looking at them.

10.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10985    πŸ” 2481    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 44

The US is a nation of paradoxes.
The poor are parasitic even though the rich have everything. Masculinity is sacred and superior but is constantly under threat. They'd even have you believe that women are actually made from mens spare parts.
Seems like a lot of convenient bullshit to me.

10.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 308    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Huzzah for hedonism!!

10.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This teenager saved his neighbor's dog from drowning in a freezing pond. This is Bernard. His family contacted emergency services right away, but high school senior Hugh Pinneo got to Bernard first. Hugh said he's "just glad I acted that day and saved the dog's life." We are too. 12/10 for all

10.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7815    πŸ” 1053    πŸ’¬ 201    πŸ“Œ 97

Fucking Christ I hate that racism is such a core part of America. It has held us as a country back at every chance and every opportunity.

Imagine what America could’ve been like if Reconstruction wasn’t completely fucked over. Or we didn’t genocide the First Nations. Or fucking SLAVERY.

10.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My face was made to have bellies rested on <3

10.02.2026 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

19.07.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 20546    πŸ” 8185    πŸ’¬ 254    πŸ“Œ 702

Yeah but we don’t talk about the multiple engineering marvels needed to make the internet happen, and as a roo of science, this greatly upsets me

09.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So today I learned about submarine communications cables and I’m thinking β€œWHAT THE FUCK?? WE RAN CABLES ACROSS THE OCEAN FLOOR AROUND THE WORLD?? WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THIS MORE??”

09.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry we don’t riot more. X.X

09.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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tfw bathroom butter has gone bad 😑

17.06.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Imagine getting head from the man made of Pringle’s

09.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

08.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16181    πŸ” 3916    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 152

Art immediately followed by its polar opposite x.x

09.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would devour that entire tray that looks so goooooood

09.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Then there’ll be two kangaroos in the water

08.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid Rock on C-span is some bath salts madlibs shit

08.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

That’s a Philadelphia thing, where they win and riot XD

07.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think my fave part is the lil angry face the face-hugger has.

β€œOohohoho I’m gonna get ya >:)”

07.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"

Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

06.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 14292    πŸ” 5449    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 56

Still love my stickers from yall <3

06.02.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Comforting thoughts imo

06.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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