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The amount of psychic damage BBC Sherlock did to me is wild, I'm still stressed about being called an alcoholic because I sometimes struggle to plug my phone into charge in the dark

Bunnings sells these acoustic panels for $99 if that helps

Dyslexia being spelt that way is such a mean joke on people with dyslexia

whenever a man isnt talking but you can see their face they look like they are disassociating, they seem to hate the idea of men wearing comfortable pants, the host on the right has his chair leaned back and is sitting on his toes as if the chair isnt tall enough for him.
just some crazy shit

YouTube video by MSNBC Lululemon’s 'Anti-Ball Crushing' Pants | shift | msnbc

im still thinking about this fuckin msbnc segment i saw on @becness.bsky.social's stream last night

youtu.be/4l1EUZWyhQE

The fact its 7 minutes long, the three men have almost nothing to say, the b-roll loops for far too long, they are all seated in a way that looks like forced perspective

Whenever I'm sick in traffic I have flashbacks to an episode of beyond 2000 where they pitched an idea where in the future cars could communicate with each other and if your wife was giving birth you could pay other cars to let you through. Truly a capitalistic nightmare

Getting a blank stare when you ask for a schooner when I've only just managed to remember what it's called at home

Travelling interstate can be really scary, people ask you which team you barrack for and you have to either try to remember a single team or admit to being not a local, and when you order drinks you have to remember the silly names they call it and not the silly name you call it at home

Nicole Scherzinger as Norma Desmond in Sunset Blvd on Broadway has her face on a screen behind her as she stands Infront of the screen

Me reading any message sent to me

Apparently cars actually need servicing? And you can't just take the date on the free sticker they give you as a suggestion? And also apparently car batteries can die? And then make the automated window go down thing stop working???

Wow the Persona team is cookin again

*standing on Bourke Street mall in Melbourne's CBD looking at the David Jones and Myer next to each other*

Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Bourke Street, where we lay our scene

The saddest thing about severance not being a 22 episode season is that we will never get a 22min ep of them dealing with the fact a bird has made its way onto the severed floor and Milchick has to get out an lumon branded net and Dylan assumes its an bald egale

Having just completed the Dan brown tom hank movie da Vinci code trilogy i can safely say. Ron Howard was slightly cooking but fucking hell movies bad

Watching angels and demons (2009) and getting super excited whenever they show or talk about the conclave becuase I've seen Conclave (2024) and I know what they're talking about

Wicked is a crazy movie. A man from the real world ended up in a magical world and figured out how to make a baby green

not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff

Hey it's a fun book!

The lord of the rings

Thinking about lotr, if I were in the same position as Sam and saw the little freak whose leading me and my mate to the land of evil (which only he knows the way) and he starts doing both sides of an monologue about how he wants to kill my mate? That freaks getting a rock to the skull immediately.

I will forever love Paul Giamatti bc once at a Globes after party I ask if I could hold his golden globe for $5 and he said sure and I did and we took a photo and then he held out his hand and I gave him that $5 and he said “nice doing business with you” and he’s a g for real for always for that

YouTube video by Movie Clips 2024 Sweet Tooth - Wonka Full Scene

youtu.be/bg7Zd-gLerU
This entire song has a different vibe knowing that Paterson Joseph is concealing a gun

Wonka is such a crazy movie, its a prequel to willy wonka where the bad guy in the third act pulls out a gun and threatens to shoot wonka before drowning him in chocolate. The entire vibe of the movie shifts when you know every time the moustache twirling villain is holding a gun while being evil

That friday is going to be the most unproductive day imaginable

There's something upsetting about having your work Christmas party so early in December, usually it's later on so at the end there's a sense of "oh I can coast" but now I've gotta like open JIRA? Read emails? Actually reply to them? Not just go "that's a January problem"???

A screencap from the movie Clifford where the character Martin (Played by Charles Grodin) is standing in front of a black void with smoke behind him while the subtitle reads that Pensive music is playing

like its so good to stand in a black void with smoke behind you and pensive music playing while you think over saving a child

Its great to watch a movie from the 90s that ends with an 55 year old man considering letting a child die in a trap he set for it, truly riveting stuff

Tom cruise has a Twitter account which begs the question, does he know what bean dad was

Jetlag is crazy, you end up not sleeping for almost 30 hours and your like "I just gotta readjust" but suddenly you get a second wind and aren't tired any more?? Why is sleep