Ellie Mulligan, 29, has been going to therapy ever since she learned that other people don’t feel terrible all the time. Although she has made excellent progress since then, each visit to her parents’ house threatens to send her spiralling back to her undiagnosed, misunderstood childhood self.
I had to triple check this wasn’t satire
We schedule quite a few weeks ahead so there was still some mileage in the prank when he cottoned on… (long way of saying yes)
Shoddy AI summaries at the top of Google search results are reportedly ruining an autistic woman’s favourite pastime, Googling her symptoms until she’s convinced she has rabies.
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I have just caught up on this, and I just want to say: whistling.
1. Anyone making that sound with their face should have their face stapled shut
2. It literally makes me curl over in pain
3. Why is it socially acceptable? If I went "HHARRRRRRRR" at the same volume people would tell me to shut up!
Thriving, thanks for asking
Paul Shinter, 45, recently made the decision to try and gain some control of his nonsense life by carefully listing what needs to be done each day, including five minutes of guttural wailing at this cursed timeline.
This series is constantly really enjoyable
Today I have been using Sarah Amero's 'Cosiest Girl' system. It's pretty great (and also available to not-girls), it is in this one
Experts have cautioned the general public about the dangers of autism acceptance, warning that it may lead to autistic people being treated like human beings.
This isn't satire because it's an exaggeration of real events in a way which is designed to provoke laughter. :(
“It’s funny because it’s not at all true” SAID NOBODY EVER
If one more person says “this isn’t satire because it’s basically true” I’m gonna start punching
Full solidarity with Hannah Spencer, this is absolutely disgraceful behaviour.
This is a direct attack on our democracy, Hannah is an elected MP that has the right to walk free in the city she represents without these extremists behaving like thugs
An autistic man who claims to enjoy putting vegetables into his mouth is simply experimenting with his identity and will eventually grow out of it, his loved ones have said.
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Mary Walker, 43, believes that perpetually-drippy noses are a timeless classic, best paired with a nasty crumpled-up tissue all year round. She says they can be dressed up or down, or even allowed to run unchecked as an eye-catching facial accessory.
Miya Wilkes, 34, insists on being conscientious about giving everyone their dues – except for herself, because everything she does is garbage and anyone could do it, if you think about it.
Oh god this is so painful. Women can’t even get paid properly as criminals!!
No!!!
Dude out there reading Self-Esteem for Hitmen Who Undervalue Themselves & crying with recognition before going to ask for a raise and bottling it at the last second
$5000 dollars? You’re going to find yourself at the centre of an international evil billionaire paedo conspiracy and only charge $5000 dollars??? Fire that agent!
I can’t help but feel he undercharged for this
On an unrelated note, someone has just explained to me that “adult colouring books” are not sexually explicit.
Lottie Fitzgerald, 28, is doing all the requisite therapeutic work to build her confidence, but is constantly undermined by a horrid cackling morality-OCD gremlin lurking in the shadows of her grubby little soul.
I did and I think that clip might have been a tragic casualty of my closed Twitter account. I’ll have another did around for it.
Babe calm down it’s March
I just made a joke about it being my birthday (which is 6 months away) & my ADHD husband looked at me with an expression of wild panic the likes of which I’ve never seen and now I can’t stop laughing
Paige Thomas, 29, was enjoying an intense whirlwind romance with fictional vampire Robert Noot, 9254, the protagonist of her favourite fantasy book series, when he broke the fourth wall to gently encourage her to get a life.
A pioneer, in the sense of someone who did seminal (but questionable) work several decades ago, is asking us to ignore most of the work that's been done since she was last relevant.
Autistic people are asking you to think critically about this.
Warmup act playing a Simply Red cover and I let out a lone cheer
The accessible area is a PARTY
