βDown here we all floatβ
01.03.2026 17:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@sararoseg.bsky.social
Comedy wordwench. Author of Drama Queen. Autistic Jewish witchy cat lady. Anti-autistic propagandist at The Daily Tism. Talkster on Autistic Women Oversharing. Producer of The Daily Tism News. She / Her
Guys I did it. So exhausted Iβm basically incoherent but the first draft is done.
01.03.2026 17:30 β π 31 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Every single thing an autistic woman loves is turning her gut microbiome into a Mad Max-style wasteland, it has been reported.
01.03.2026 14:31 β π 95 π 20 π¬ 2 π 0HOW DID YOU KNOW
01.03.2026 11:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am locked at my desk until episode 7 of 9 is finished. If you see me on here before itβs finished, tell me to fuck off and get back to work.
01.03.2026 11:13 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0An autistic woman searching Netflix for something new to watch will likely settle on her usual showreel of mortifying life moments that make her wish sheβd never been born, it has been rumoured.
01.03.2026 10:00 β π 82 π 10 π¬ 2 π 1If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.
01.03.2026 01:15 β π 8395 π 2779 π¬ 184 π 223Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.
01.03.2026 05:23 β π 6395 π 2247 π¬ 102 π 286Charity shop menace Beth Hapworth, 35, appears to be enjoying an inexhaustible supply of dopamine, having turned her kitchen into an homage to that moment in 1991 when geese wearing bonnets were a thing.
28.02.2026 18:02 β π 91 π 14 π¬ 1 π 3im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization
28.02.2026 15:01 β π 3971 π 550 π¬ 21 π 11BREAKING β 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.
28.02.2026 12:33 β π 3050 π 1989 π¬ 159 π 716Almost certainly true, and another opportunity to remember that Netanyahu would willingly trade away the safety of every Jew on earth to save his own political career and avoid going to prison for his crimes.
28.02.2026 13:52 β π 1966 π 486 π¬ 17 π 9It needs to Happen TODAY. I donβt care how.
28.02.2026 15:27 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What is compelling this stupid, stupid man to do the least popular thing he can think of at every turn
28.02.2026 15:23 β π 55 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0Beth Hapworth, 27, usually carries around enough supplies to survive an apocalypse, but was left mortified today when a fellow commuter at the bus stop asked for a light.
28.02.2026 14:30 β π 155 π 25 π¬ 6 π 11Why
28.02.2026 15:20 β π 35 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0It was @sarahamero.bsky.social in your house! She goes where she wants, man!
28.02.2026 11:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fudge Cake, seven, from Canvey Island, became worried about his owner, Emma Bernard, 29, after she told him he was βthe only friend [she] needsβ and βthe only one who understands me in this cruel and unforgiving world.β
28.02.2026 10:00 β π 169 π 31 π¬ 5 π 7It is possible to recognise the Iranian regime is hideous, murdering their own citizens, and ideally would be replaced by a more democratic government, and that the US bombing a city of millions is a bad thing and starting an illegal war is really bad. You don't have to support either government. 1/
28.02.2026 09:56 β π 617 π 168 π¬ 11 π 8The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
13.02.2026 21:37 β π 8283 π 2400 π¬ 9 π 4I know I keep harping on this, but I feel like Iβm going insane when Republicans can take away our rights to passport IDs, our driverβs licenses, our veteranβs benefits, etc. because weβre weird and icky and then the discourse is over whether weβre weird and icky and not if you should keep promises.
27.02.2026 23:09 β π 329 π 70 π¬ 8 π 2Here are the five hottest things you can say to your autistic partner, in order of βlemon and herbβ to βthis Nandoβs has caught fireβ.
27.02.2026 18:05 β π 125 π 32 π¬ 3 π 4Autistic woman's whole personality is cheesy puns Image of woman sitting in front of laptop, smiling mischievously
βMy friends Camembert it. Honestly, it drives Emmental.β
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An autistic woman experiencing a rare burst of energy has decided to mark the occasion by doing all the things that exhausted her in the first place.
27.02.2026 14:30 β π 244 π 60 π¬ 4 π 14Having a massive wardrobe clearout of my old sparkly self. I feel SO much lighter. Even better, the bits Iβm not selling are going to a clothes exchange for trans folks. It makes parting from my beloved babies easier knowing theyβll bring trans girls some proper gender euphoria!
27.02.2026 13:45 β π 43 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Had 3 mutuals in my mentions wondering whether this might be the time to watch Ghosts and honestly
a, I'm so jealous of anyone getting to watch it new from the start
b, I'd rec it to pretty much anyone, it's a gorgeous thing. A big, laugh out loud ensemble comedy, but it's about love & grief.
Cheese Life. Cheese a job. Cheese Patreon. Cheese Daily Tism.
(I'd feta shut up now.)
Yessssssss!!!!!!
27.02.2026 11:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Regular @coherentcomedy.bsky.social attendees will be unsurprised to hear of my involvement. If you subscribe on patreon there's stil-tons more puns.
27.02.2026 11:19 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1Autistic woman's whole personality is cheesy puns Image of woman sitting in front of laptop, smiling mischievously
βMy friends Camembert it. Honestly, it drives Emmental.β
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