Sara Gibbs

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Leaving behind one Dwigt

Brb mocking up a “laughing there’s no cure munters” tee

That’s right - three times a week I debase myself in a quasi-comedic fashion in order to help bring prosperity to our autistic kingdom.

Laughing there’s no cure munters

No I’m sorry this is the funniest one yet

I stopped going to a local cafe when they asked if I was going to sit in my usual seat

I remember the abject terror I felt when the pizza delivery guy showed up at my door saying “time for your Monday night pizza again, huh?”

The urge to subscribe to a Patreon that promises to publish all your deepest insecurities on the internet feels uniquely autistic.

So sad. So this poor little girl was taught she has to HIDE her autistic traits, mask it, do her parents can feel better about themselves. Never mind how it is eating her up inside, whatbis important is appearance. Reply Message Hide This is SATIRE folks calm down ® vikes® Yes it's not very funny, but it's also not genuine thought or sentiment, in fact it's meant to highlight how ridiculous this kind of attitude is. Reply Message Hide Complete and utter bollocks Reply Message Hide 凸 Brats Reply Message Hide 凸 Oh and all this time l've oeen thinking it was accommodations that were needed. Silly me

They’re still going, despite the above edit and full context. At least someone’s defending us - with a DAGGER TO THE HEART

Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”

Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."

(Years later I asked him about it and he said, "Yeah, when I saw you with [mutual friend] that first time, I thought, 'fried chicken guy'.")

The memory of the guy at this one restaurant on campus in my first year of uni (who I'd later become friends but that's by-the-by) asking, "Don't you get bored eating the same thing every night?" has lived rent free in my head for 22 years now.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I would die for pissfingers

Fucking hell, you really were!!

They closed pretty soon afterwards so I think I was keeping them in business 🤔

Glad to be of service!

Not that I'm counting, but this is the fourth time you've made me laugh loudly on a crowded train.

Just snort laughed

Apparently I have never had an original experience in my life because I had to stop ordering from an Indian restaurant when they sent me a Christmas card 🥲

Hahaha yeah I felt particularly pleased with myself on that one

This is one of my favourite ever @sarahamero.bsky.social pieces in a highly competitive market

Autistic woman forced to find new safe food after favourite takeaway place starts referring to her as “Pancakes Girl” Image of woman smiling in window of cafe, holding coffee cup

The Daily Tism Patreon is where I sacrifice myself on the altar of dignity for your reading pleasure: www.patreon.com/posts/143566...

I forgot I'd written this one and actually laughed at my own joke at the end.

Autistic woman experiencing flare up of chronic special interest An autistic woman is experiencing a severe episode of a debilitating long-term special interest, sources have revealed. Megan Aldrich, 47, has lived with a life-altering obsession with the detective…

“Although I’d been told I was just in remission, I really thought I was cured after they did that godawful adaptation of Death on the Nile where they gave Poirot’s moustache its own backstory. I didn’t even want to re-read the book to point out all the ways they’d ruined it.”

I feel like this could be a crowdsourced project.

Speaking as the pictures editor of a satire website: there aren’t enough stock images of families having a miserable Christmas

Update: even with that edit explaining in very clear words that this is satire, people are still taking it straight and getting mad

Sarah's writing is amazing. 🤩

Housemates’ conflicting sensory needs predicted to result in horrifying bloodbath A neurodivergent household in which individuals have differing sensory needs is a situation that can only end in some sort of four-way duel, experts have warned. The warning came after residents of a…

Housemate Dexter Livingstone, 30, reportedly needs a steady stream of background noise, while Emma Bernard, 28, can only be comfortable in the sort of silence that one might find on a monastic retreat in Antarctica. Neither can tolerate earplugs or headphones.