Sara Gibbs

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization

BREAKING — 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.

Almost certainly true, and another opportunity to remember that Netanyahu would willingly trade away the safety of every Jew on earth to save his own political career and avoid going to prison for his crimes.

It needs to Happen TODAY. I don’t care how.

What is compelling this stupid, stupid man to do the least popular thing he can think of at every turn

Failure! Overprepared autistic woman forgets to pack the one thing someone wants to borrow An autistic woman who usually leaves the house with every practical item anyone might ever need has apologised for her lack of foresight after failing to pack the one thing a stranger asked for. …

Beth Hapworth, 27, usually carries around enough supplies to survive an apocalypse, but was left mortified today when a fellow commuter at the bus stop asked for a light.

Why

It was @sarahamero.bsky.social in your house! She goes where she wants, man!

Autistic woman’s cat begs her to expand social circle An autistic woman’s cat has reportedly begged her to expand her social circle after becoming concerned at her lack of human friends. Fudge Cake, seven, from Canvey Island, became worried about his…

Fudge Cake, seven, from Canvey Island, became worried about his owner, Emma Bernard, 29, after she told him he was “the only friend [she] needs” and “the only one who understands me in this cruel and unforgiving world.”

It is possible to recognise the Iranian regime is hideous, murdering their own citizens, and ideally would be replaced by a more democratic government, and that the US bombing a city of millions is a bad thing and starting an illegal war is really bad. You don't have to support either government. 1/

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

I know I keep harping on this, but I feel like I’m going insane when Republicans can take away our rights to passport IDs, our driver’s licenses, our veteran’s benefits, etc. because we‘re weird and icky and then the discourse is over whether we’re weird and icky and not if you should keep promises.

“This party’s a bit shit, isn’t it?”: the sexiest things you can say to your autistic partner, ranked If you’ve got an autistic partner, chances are their raw sexual magnetism makes it hard to think about anything other than jumping their vitamin-D-deficient bones. But if you’re looking to spice…

Here are the five hottest things you can say to your autistic partner, in order of “lemon and herb” to “this Nando’s has caught fire”.

Autistic woman's whole personality is cheesy puns Image of woman sitting in front of laptop, smiling mischievously

“My friends Camembert it. Honestly, it drives Emmental.”

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Autistic woman celebrates rare burst of energy by running herself into the ground again An autistic woman experiencing a rare burst of energy has decided to mark the occasion by doing all the things that exhausted her in the first place. Navya Randhawa, 36, was recently forced to take a…

An autistic woman experiencing a rare burst of energy has decided to mark the occasion by doing all the things that exhausted her in the first place.

Having a massive wardrobe clearout of my old sparkly self. I feel SO much lighter. Even better, the bits I’m not selling are going to a clothes exchange for trans folks. It makes parting from my beloved babies easier knowing they’ll bring trans girls some proper gender euphoria!

Had 3 mutuals in my mentions wondering whether this might be the time to watch Ghosts and honestly
a, I'm so jealous of anyone getting to watch it new from the start
b, I'd rec it to pretty much anyone, it's a gorgeous thing. A big, laugh out loud ensemble comedy, but it's about love & grief.

Cheese Life. Cheese a job. Cheese Patreon. Cheese Daily Tism.

(I'd feta shut up now.)

Yessssssss!!!!!!

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The @thedailytism.com this morning was very funny. "According to sauces' made me laugh out loud. Absolutely worth the £2 a month patreon membership!

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Matt Goodwin tweet Statement: “We are losing our country. A dangerous Muslim sectarianism has emerged. We have only one general election left to save Britain. Vote Reform every chance you get. I will continue the fight. I will always fight for you. I will stand at the next general election. Matt.”

> lost to a blonde woman and a gay Jew
> blames sectarian voting by Muslims

Autism assessment questionnaire designed to personally attack you An autism assessment quiz has reportedly been designed to obliterate your sense of self worth - yes, you, specifically. The questionnaire, which is supposedly meant to indicate whether or not you’re…

Dr. Karen Hoyland who designed the self-assessment form explained: “Many adults discovering they’re autistic experience relief, catharsis and even self-acceptance. The self-assessment questions put a stop to all that.”

What I suspect is actually bugging them is the framing of autism as our comedy, as opposed to their tragedy.

This concern trolling take almost always comes from neurotypicals barging into our spaces telling us how we are and aren’t allowed to discuss our own disability because that’s apparently the future they want for their autistic relative. “Be quiet in case we see it & bully you more.”

Nope. They clarified they meant neurotypical

I see Labour’s plan to appeal to Reform voters is going exactly as literally every single person said it would

A news headline reads: "LOL? Autistic woman takes joke too far again". Underneath there is a stock image of colleagues around a meeting table, three men in suits are pointing angrily at a woman who looks embarrassed.

An autistic woman who made the room descend into uncomfortable silence was just trying to one-up her colleague's joke, it has been rumoured.

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