The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
back in hospital again rishi? but you’ve only just recovered from surgery. this must be so difficult for your family
a little bit of observational content gor you this morning: i feel like whole meal farmhouse bread has died a death? who remembers wholemeal farmhouse. the sourdough sun comes and infests our proud british bread aisle
always find the local angle
ah lads i teared up at this
indian audience not caring sir
hope you’ve recovered from your operation rishi
there’s an entire genre of rishi sunak ai slop for indian immigrants you’re all missing out on
is anyone else’s cat absolutely feral for protein shakes
don’t worry india has a….certain skill….in making bill gates attend events he has not in the room for. or even, aware is happening.
i’ve been saying from the start that a king charles praying with the pope was going to lead us to disaster
a good bosh guy and evil bosh guy suggests a lib dem bosh guy: he shouts bosh after eating food by ukrainian refugees and then immediately agrees to benefit sanctions
sadly my partner says im not allowed to create a life size communion wafer jesus until we move in to a larger home. does anyone have recommendations for an estate agent
how many communion wafers do you need to create a full size recreation of the body of christ and also how can i preserve this from the elements
oh not a bad shout!
has anyone ever tried communion wafer tiramisu
if i buy 500 communion wafers does anyone have any recipe ideas for what i can make with 499 communion wafers
“this is my marry me chicken. these are my cuddle me lentils” ok thanks here’s a portion of my haemorrhoid inducing beef
i don’t let my cat out on days it rains because he brings muddy prints home and i need you to know that he hasn’t gone out once in 2026. can you imagine how insane he’s getting yelling at rain through the window every day
grow up
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there’s also literally a blacked out photo of him
i’m not a journalist i just like gossip and this was one of the first things i found in the epstein files. is our press really not bothering to look in to the files??
has no one actually checked the epstein files? if i was a tory i would wind my neck in on mandelson so that all the boris and farage stuff doesn’t get the exposure it should have
The way Chris pincher has been basically been erased from boris downfall is really instructive in Westminster culture and how these people get away with it
enjoying nick clegg’s mention in the epstein files
