Dan Margolis

Ten bucks says Ghislaine Maxwell is granted some sort of executive clemency.

"All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."

Written right there in the Constitution.

The President cannot change that with the stroke of a pen.

Already received five emails from US Department of Justice notifying me of status change for #January6th defendants who physically assaulted my US Capitol Police client @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social.

Yes, these are ppl who harmed a police officer.

What happened to #BlueLivesMatter in GOP?

“An “awkward gesture” repeated? Those were fascist salutes. Have we not learned anything? Today the nation looked to you for guidance and you utterly failed. A sad day indeed. “

Email I sent to ADL a moment ago.

The Anti-Defamation League’s appeasement is sickening.

The ADL got it so wrong.

Time to give this another shot.

I’m fresh out of ideas.

Thank you for your service.

A person who probably does not have many second dates.

I’m conventionally attractive and not happy about it.

Nice marmot.

Linda McMahon promises, if confirmed by the Senate, to empanel a blue ribbon committee on diversity featuring the Iron Sheik, Chief Jay Strongbow, and, George “The Animal” Steele.

Matt Gaetz’s outrageous criminal/ethical violations in no way render Trump’s other cabinet choices at all reasonable or qualified.

Sitting. Waiting.

Car wash.

Are cassoturduckens available this year for the holidays?

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.