Korie

Unbound 419 - Panel #1: Tall Porcupine, "I'm late with a library book... ...again." Mouse, walking with porcupine on the sidewalk, "So? It'll be fine!" Panel #2: I just get this weird feeling... ...like they hate me." Mouse in reply, "They're librarians!" Panel #3: "Mouse finishing his thought now in library, "Who's ever heard of a MEAN librarian?" In the background, Galley is seen floating in midair. A tattered Grim-reaper cloak billows around her. She wields a massive scythe. Leaf is off to the side looking on shock.

Yeah, Who's ever heard of a *mean* librarian?

Self discovery

Sonic Adventure 2 has all your favorite musical styles!

10月23日は連山の初飛行日だったので
太田飛行場で進空式をする連山犬の記念絵です

Im in a very remote northern hotel and theres a sign at the desk that says NO PORNO ON TV. USE INTERNET OR BUY DVD $40

I cant stop thinking about what the dvd could be. Im not gonna ask tho. I bet its a single dvd from 2004 called Bit Titty School Girls 14. But what could it be.

> be NASCAR
> tv audience dries up
> add “playoffs” for excitement
> doesn’t work
> add “stage points” for excitement
> doesn’t work
> make championship decided by single race
> make stage results not matter for championship race
> 2/3 of championship race now completely unnecessary
> …?
> profit

Happy November! Erilas in Autumn, suggested by Ordithus!

Wishing you a delightfully devilish Halloween night 😈

📷 @kalon.bsky.social

JERMA IS SO FUNNY

ghost summoning

Bluesky is beta testing a new “Sad Sack“ button for posts that sound like they were written by a real wet noodle. Upon pressing, the app will then audibly read the offending message back to the original poster in a Droopy Dog voice.

telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined

Dracula on a cliff edge saying "man"

what the hecky did you do to make her look at you like this ?? 🤨

your regular reminder that this company can get straight in the fuckin bin

A full body drawing of Marie, a cream and brown anthro cat, sitting on a comfy seat piled with pillows and blankets. They have long brown hair and wear a green sweater over a grey top, black pants, shoes, and baggy socks. They hold a blended coffee while smiling towards the camera.

guys look at this AMAZING commission of my fursona i got from @nikodart.bsky.social !!

oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

Alice dressed up as Bel from Bomb rush Cyberfunk

🎵Just can’t get enuf, Ooh I just can’t get enuf🎵

Looks like a certain reindeer is ready for Halloween

How liking Thancred feels

The image shows Brian in a Toyota Corolla and says My deepest Toyota Corrollances

Screenshot: a player select screen in a golf game. There are three characters: a woman named "The Babe", a man named "Ben", and a machine named "Iron Byron".

Great American Golf 1 (Icontact/Philips Professional Publishing, CD-i, 1993)

That one unemployed friend who's really good at Sony Vegas at 4am

Casual outfit for Palm! 🐚 🦀

Mercury looks down and jiggles her bucket filled with treats. Will you pick them up for yourself or offer to put them back in her bucket?

Substar reward commission for @plantedpot.bsky.social

Fart is making a comeback — as a shit

Sketch of Helena since I haven't drawn her in a while!

Old QT of mine reading: This is the ultimate "are you too online" litmus test and I don't think anything will ever top too The quoted tweet rewards: cw sa ok tl so be fr is sa rp ok if im an xx nb ?? my bf or so we is an nb yt tw so ik it is up to me to do it if we do do my nc rp bc he is xy so if we do an xy on xx nc rp it mb nc nc ie fr sa. oh ya to me he is my he bc we do bf on gf rp, my 2c is it ok bc tl dr I'm nd XD

Still one of the most insane tweets of all time