Meral Baturalp

I canceled Prime—it’s gone!

14.03.2025 03:46 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

An evil witch pulls her wand and casts a spell at a princess's prince, saying: "I CURSE YOUR PRINCE TO BECOME A WOMAN! NOW YOU SHALL NEVER BE TOGETHER HAHAHAHA!!!" And the green clouds of magic split apart, the fabric of the endless multiverses is ripped open, matter falls to its knees and reality itself bends at the hands of the Sorceress... The prince now had become a woman, to the amusement of the witch who laughed in joy. But... To the surprise of the witch, the princess did not look disappointed or even confused, quite the contrary... The witch was dealing with a bisexual princess! "THAT'S EVEN BETTER!!! YOU LOOK PERFECT DEAR!!!", said the smitten and joyful princess to her new girlfriend. The former prince happily agreed: "I AGREE!! THANK YOU, MISS WITCH!!!", to the confusion of the evil sorceress who could only say: "Uh... You're welcome?". And the two women lived happily ever after!

13.03.2025 18:27 — 👍 7927    🔁 1121    💬 76    📌 34

Krissy is seated with a wine glass in her hand, wearing a sparkly dress and having hair like molten gold. I look like a dork. But a dork with a stunning date, at least.

For your amusement and delight, a picture of me and Krissy at some fancy-schmancy party in, l think, 1994. She is stunning. I look like a nerd in a rented tux.

13.03.2025 04:55 — 👍 6663    🔁 120    💬 358    📌 33

In my high school, Room 101 was the library's detention room. Years later, when I read Orwell's "1984," I discovered that Room 101 was used for torture.

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