Ever tried napping? It's kinda cool
A snake walks into the bar and the bartender said yo how did you do that
I bet rocks are really crunchy
Just sold my homing pigeon for the 5th time
Look up Two Kinds
The stench draws in a bear.
We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH.
Tits out on a Thursday afternoon, gotta love it.a
Uh-Oh! There was a ruby in our gas station sushi!
What are we getting for dinner?
Advertise your Bluesky in 3 words:
Makes dumb comments
God this song is gas. You got great taste
*cringe
I got your ass it's over. Maybe next year.
I've been getting porn bots now too, we must jump ship again
Guys I invented a new word: Plagiarism
Me when I'm dipped into lava
Astute observation
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Your brain is also like, constantly lying to you.
Now you're thinking
What the fuck that was my property.
Prison? Gamblers anonymous? I don't know.
Are your cars oil guzzlers or electric? All my cars scamper around the house on diesel.
Yea it handled it very well. I'm not even surprised people missed it.
Me every time my post has 3 likee
Pulling out the red pen cause this sentence needs a proof-reader.
No, it's mine now. You ever heard of a robbery?
The irony hasn't worn on that Vaporeon profile picture
What if I hate you? How do you beat that?
You don't, loser. Bitch.
