@0nlyone.bsky.social
Local text shitposter and otherwise habitual dumbass
Ever tried napping? It's kinda cool
21.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A snake walks into the bar and the bartender said yo how did you do that
07.07.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bet rocks are really crunchy
17.06.2025 00:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just sold my homing pigeon for the 5th time
16.06.2025 15:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look up Two Kinds
27.03.2025 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The stench draws in a bear.
17.01.2025 10:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH.
16.01.2025 18:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tits out on a Thursday afternoon, gotta love it.a
16.01.2025 13:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Uh-Oh! There was a ruby in our gas station sushi!
16.01.2025 13:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What are we getting for dinner?
16.01.2025 13:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Advertise your Bluesky in 3 words:
Makes dumb comments
God this song is gas. You got great taste
15.01.2025 05:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*cringe
I got your ass it's over. Maybe next year.
I've been getting porn bots now too, we must jump ship again
15.01.2025 05:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guys I invented a new word: Plagiarism
15.01.2025 04:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
15.01.2025 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me when I'm dipped into lava
15.01.2025 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Astute observation
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15.01.2025 02:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your brain is also like, constantly lying to you.
15.01.2025 02:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now you're thinking
15.01.2025 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What the fuck that was my property.
15.01.2025 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Prison? Gamblers anonymous? I don't know.
15.01.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Are your cars oil guzzlers or electric? All my cars scamper around the house on diesel.
15.01.2025 02:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yea it handled it very well. I'm not even surprised people missed it.
15.01.2025 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me every time my post has 3 likee
15.01.2025 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pulling out the red pen cause this sentence needs a proof-reader.
15.01.2025 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No, it's mine now. You ever heard of a robbery?
15.01.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The irony hasn't worn on that Vaporeon profile picture
15.01.2025 02:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What if I hate you? How do you beat that?
You don't, loser. Bitch.
