mishearing and taking my family to the wholesome street fair in sf
When are you getting under me?
(my thoughts while watching a mummification demo at the Eagle)
“Yass, entomb my ass daddy.”
“Send me to the field of reeds, sir.”
“Make me cum so hard I hallucinate Anubis, bro.”
YYYYYEEEEP
vibe coding has taken over every single realm of development in the world and it's wild
1/3 at least
Learned from a friend who works on it 🙃
She has a way with folks!!
bsky.app/profile/thep...
magic 8 ball
Snoofable 👀😈🥵
Looks public, awaiting your PR time 🥰
Remember, pace yourself.
🥺❤️ hugs for you sweet Kodak
Henry is so kind, helping his lord out of being stuck 💖 #hansry
Big stretch with @friendlytoys.ca Snuckle 34
YYYEESSS as does Big Booba Dr Abbot! 🥴🥵
Dr Flash says you need a CHECKUP
Like a moth to a flame 😂
Did I expect any less? 😈
JUST ABOUT 😂
So,
Flash is buying gloves and scrubs.
🥴🩺
I’m gonna do a surfsuit this year 🫣
I recall he literally said to me irl “hey buy this, get your card out” and it was a full suit from libidex. Blatant encouragement. We love it but also we cannot do that because what!
The Pitt made me a medfet pup. If you’re a nurse or a doc you can get it. And frankly you deserve it.
OH MY FUCKING GOOODDD
HAPPY BDAY GOOD BOYYY
Tfw it’s 5 minutes to the morning standup and you can’t get the mask or the mitts off
Inside me
