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seven deadlock brat-taming

i dont know. how much would i have changed if i'd played league of legends or dota instead of identity v

this is different from rem, a character who makes me feel like im open-carrying an ak47 by comparison

Two bunnies lie on a gray blanket. A small, brown bunny rests on the larger, white and gray bunny.

theoretically i should be at the frontlines with abrams but i build and play him like the humble pufferfish and exert size (my 1) as a threat response and everything else to run as far back as possible

never realized how much fun i can have with a moba until i genuinely went 0/13 and still won by virtue of my peon fodder mindset of only making sure lanes were being pushed forward and running like a coward as soon as i realized i wouldnt be winning any trade this game

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

"Flower Girl" by artist Blair Breitenstein.

Cybersix sketch 🥰

just imagined the sort of 9/11 that might occur on a lappland reconvener

losing all my chances at yvonne but that's fine. they're going to release a reconvener of like. hoshi or something and im going to lament not having saved for her

swag

nooo girlxgirl account dont retweet ai porn
- the ethical gooner

please enjoy... this is (THEORETICALLY(COMPLICATED)) my favorite expac....

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🥴 wwwoaw wow!! wow!! yostusu... hello!! 🥴😃

you're playing thru stormblood........................

nevermind i managed to perfect this with just heavy gun towers and maybe one liquid nitro tower.

等身揃ってないけどPぎにょ並べた⚠️擬女化

endfields outpost tower def is stressing me out. there's no hoshi the breacher. there's no gavial the invincible. no mudrock. i have to rawdog this and whittle these things down with a guy named "heavy gun tower"

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN KAFKA AND BLADE ARE COMING TO FORTNITE?

and her signature which is less impressive because those are practically free too but also?? gacha.

Ringed seals

my gacha game loves me actually and its okay for me to shell out cash for it in the future

delusional woman voice: they gave me laev after one pull, her weapon on the first spark, then hoshialt on the actual game proper. arknights is the only gacha series that'll treat me right.

being so greedy and stealing the mch gear for a black mage fit

WHAT HAPPENED IN THE ONE YEAR I WAS GONE??

STILL UTTERLY IN AWE OF HOW THEY JUST REMOVED ALL OF BLACK MAGE'S TIMERS. NO THUNDERHEAD, NO UMBRAL ICE, NO ASTRAL FIRE NO NOTHING?? THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO WORRY ABT IS WASTING POLYGLOT?

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