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@michelemdb.bsky.social

Just a girl who can't force herself to tolerate stupidity.

28 Followers  |  20 Following  |  19 Posts  |  Joined: 20.03.2025  |  1.7125

Latest posts by michelemdb.bsky.social on Bluesky

Designed to intimidate.

20.05.2025 02:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's crazy.

24.04.2025 11:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Serves them right.

19.04.2025 20:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How can he hear anything with all that dookie in his ears.

04.04.2025 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So I'm rich today?

03.04.2025 12:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one listened. They weren't ready to believe.

30.03.2025 17:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These freaking guys. I'm buying stock in whichever big pharma makes Xanax. Also eddys and let's not forget the gin chaser but the best gin is made in the UK. GD it!

29.03.2025 15:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Geraldo looked in Al Capone's vault. It wasn't there.

29.03.2025 02:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What is this TikTok thing of putting salmon sperm on your face? I won't kink shame but a fish bukakke? Nah. Just nah.

28.03.2025 21:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tucking the front of your shirt into your pants is so 2019.

27.03.2025 02:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Surreal

27.03.2025 02:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow! My kid can barely pay his student loans but...wow.

26.03.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me after watching the intels testimony.

26.03.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@aoc.bsky.social I have a question. The money Trump is trying to collect for the egg roll sponsorship, where will that money go? Who gets it?

26.03.2025 13:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate when I misspell something. "Did you mean---?" You know I do! You're way smarter than me! When I touch YOUR face you say songs and memes, babies cursing and cats! OMG the cats. When my face gets touched I say "Ew!" and roll up like a potato bug.

26.03.2025 13:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Things to think about instead of the clusterf*** that is this administration. If land lines use wires to receive calls how can I call them on my cell? Hmm. Why do plastic cups take longer to dry than glass cups? Hmm.

25.03.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Made an omelet for brunch. Turned out pretty good, I think.

22.03.2025 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just deleted my FB. Suddenly my soul feels lighter. The air smells better. My formerly depression and anxiety riddled brain is beginning to calm down. Meta needs to pick better friends.

21.03.2025 15:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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