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@itsmrrobotto.bsky.social

Teller of bad jokes. Mostly here for friends to find me.

20 Followers  |  8 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 11.12.2024  |  1.3359

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Literally just figured out that they're called ballerinas cuz they are bailar-inas. They're literally just dancers.

31.12.2024 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my most consistent minor cleaning ritual is that if I have to use air freshener on a room, either at work or at home, I always exorcise it by spraying a ✝️. Sometimes it really do take an old priest and a young priest to get that stank out.

30.12.2024 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could probably drop a gamer into a 1-to-1 recreation of a well-designed hospital and they'd accuse it of hand-holding. Sometimes it really is just confusing motion blur and vague visuals for realism.

30.12.2024 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Terrible news everyone: I think playing for straights is my go-to move. It's my meta. Stack Saturns and get 50k a hand.

30.12.2024 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe I won my first #Balatro run by being straight. Runner, Shortcut, Supernova, with Baseball Card and a rotating extra Uncommon. Also many, many Saturns. I got 75k on one straight hand on the final boss.

29.12.2024 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't mean for my @gamersupps.bsky.social to be an Xmas present to myself (especially since I should've done it earlier given how much I spend on coffee and monster) but day four and I can say it's good. Got through the free samples, and tomorrow I crack into the #Sploosh. Use code genderfluid!

28.12.2024 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Balatro Operation Big Pants got me all the way to boss of ante 8 for the first time but I fell just 5k short😭

27.12.2024 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Balatro update: friendship ended with Ceremonial Knife, Spare Trousers is my new best friend

27.12.2024 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have had #Balatro for five hours and already I have given up combos and succumbed to sacrificing Jokers. Ceremonial Knife is the only way.

27.12.2024 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll keep the stairs, though, since the 3x3 landings can be melted with a head-height lantern and the stairs don't accumulate snow.

24.12.2024 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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need #minecraft advice: not sure how I want to make pathways for my villagers, since lanterns and other high light sources would need to be every three to five blocks to keep snow melted, but pathways stick out. I'll go with pathways for now since they're best for villagers and don't get snow.

24.12.2024 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A twofold picture: a design for a snowbound farm, complete with pale wood snow scarecrow and a faux icemelt irrigation waterfall... and the complaint that my farmer keeps using the waterfall to jump down from the higher ledge.

24.12.2024 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, Gaetz not dodging the ethics report was on my Christmas list!

24.12.2024 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Entirely unrelated to anything, and just a layman's understanding, but time doesn't make sense as a "fourth dimension" in the traditional sense unless you can measure it in distance. Less negative: every new datum can be its own dimension. I like the color dimension, personally.

24.12.2024 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Two shots of my friends' wine barrels and the vineyard! The mountain used to be a lot bigger but we terraformed it into a terraced shape to fit all of the grapevines : ))

[ #minecraftbuilds #minecraftart #minecraft ]

23.12.2024 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ended up going with Pickrock, unless I hear any better pitches

23.12.2024 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making a mountain village in #minecraft and found the entire mountain has an elaborate cave system. Wanted to name the village after Hackdirt in #tesoblivion but with a stony twist. Hack-dirt.

Crackrock. I unironically almost called it Crackrock until I figured out the problem.

23.12.2024 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you call a street party that ends on Mardi Gras and consists only of animals that exclusively eat meat?

An obligate carnival!

23.12.2024 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks so INCREDIBLY full of rage at his imprisonment

23.12.2024 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why be a tour de force when you can be a tor tel lini

23.12.2024 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In Vampire: the Masquerade, why call it the Camarilla when you can say society is controlled by Big Suck?

22.12.2024 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trains coming at the camera just don't scare audiences like they used to.

12.12.2024 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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