Hacker News post title, "I Hacked Monster Energy and You Won't Believe What They Think You Look Like."

A screenshot from part-way through blog post. The body text says "Once I called the API directly with the right fields, boom, I was in. Full access to Monster University, complete with all their training materials, including this absolute masterpiece about their target demographic:" A header says "This Is What Monster Thinks You Look Like," followed by a picture of a bunny laying on its belly.

23.08.2025 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the first time that happened to me was this last week too 😅 only took a thousand hours to notice that friggin hemispheres exist...

16.07.2025 02:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

porn addiction vs porn addiction (outgrowth of consumerism)

20.06.2025 03:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

please?

05.06.2025 05:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh... thats comfort for my gore character...

04.05.2025 14:07 — 👍 795    🔁 158    💬 6    📌 10

pomodoro twink torture

12.03.2025 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

agp= off: disable AGP support try_unsupported: try to drive unsupported chipsets (may crash computer or cause data corruption)

you’ve heard of userspace hsts support
now get ready for kernel agp support

13.01.2025 21:20 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

this is child abuse

10.03.2025 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1 year!

05.03.2025 06:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thinking about how smiling is crosscultural but not interspecies. probably some prehistoric babe liked getting bit by wild puppygirls. relatable

27.12.2024 08:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

twink-exclusionary radical faggots send post

29.11.2024 07:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

supporting the new federal educational agenda to promote the kinds of child abuse that make girls really good at crying attractively during sex

21.11.2024 04:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sometimes i'm jealous of θΔ friends for being so sure of who they are, when i think i'd be stuck with indecision for years... then i think about my favorite femtwinks and how much i want to envenom and web them and realize it's not as hard as i worried...

14.11.2024 07:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0