Jadine Klomparens

My biggest growth arc in 2025 has been learning to be okay with being a person who drinks black decaf coffee.

Just asked Carmen if she thought the sleep token song Caramel would be better if it was called Bechamel and she nearly crashed the car from laughing so hard :(

Saying “in the parlance of the youth” to refer to internet lingo I don’t know is one of the funniest things I do on a regular basis, but no one seems to agree with me.

This post rated “You should definitely post that dear” by @carmparens.bsky.social

Saw some people outside wearing beanies a few days ago and I realized I missed the memo - it’s beanie season again! My favorite time of the year.

Will be discussed more on WeeklyMTG tomorrow, so tune in! #WotcStaff

The purpose of our 1/year rule is to make Standard feel stable. The goal is to make the next rotation cycle as fun as possible, and uncertainty over rotation won't stop us. If we miss, we’ll fix it next window – a long period of fun and stability is more important than a 1/year limit. #WotcStaff

Really spoiled on good food this weekend.

Latte has a nice cross section too :(

My wfie is soft n I like her

Watching my annual football game today.

I’ve been known to yap

@carmparens.bsky.social is spoiling me today, a day with no particular significance. Not that I’m complaining.

Welllllllllllllll

Yeah, that’s accurate.

Playing more league is good for my posting volume

They’re calling her the poster

It’s a vibes-based quota.

Couple posts short of hitting my new years resolution quota from a couple years ago.

Been playing league with Carmen, who is just learning. Today I told her “btw as an adc you do most of your champ damage with your right click” and then the next two games she killed tons of people.

Hang out with my friends more

What do you not believe @carmparens.bsky.social

Threeish years later, my lattes have finally hit the illustrious bar of “better than starbucks” according to my wife. Been nice having the time to make her several this break!

Idk i kinda see the vision

You have figured out why I’m posting so much in December

So true

In her defense, it was a really great tweet. In my defense, I am reclusive and anti-fun by nature.

Made the wife a latte, myself an americano, and brought up coffee hour with a couple of cookies for us to enjoy in bed.

20 minutes later, I squandered all that good will after she showed me her tweet, I said it was great, she asked if I rtd it, and I said “I would never”

Buying a mattress. Talking to salesperson, signing things, nodding knowingly at return policies and delivery dates, etc.

Meanwhile, Carmen is attempting to unhook the zipper of my jacket from my wallet, which I somehow got hooked together.

I wish I had thought to take the jacket off.

I knew I could count on you.

For those wondering, 31 was the final number of hair ties found under the couch after it got loaded into the truck.

I would set the line for ones I’m responsible for at 30.5.

I love that