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@brookeeeyer.bsky.social

marketing + creative for seed to growth startups. retired twitter thot, seasoned sh*tposter, deeply earnest lover girl. 📍NJ/NYC

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Latest posts by brookeeeyer.bsky.social on Bluesky

it’s time for my second rodeo!

24.05.2025 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yo what happened to chubby snacks? I am sensing an uncrustables renaissance and need that better-for-you twist..

26.11.2024 20:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can’t wait for the moment 10+ years from now where we have to explain how sardines were once considered a trend.

23.11.2024 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

as a nation, are we finally ready to have a real conversation about açaí bowls?

20.11.2024 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no one — and I mean NO ONE — needs an adaptation of “A Little Life” anywhere remotely near a screen.

20.11.2024 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

r/seasonalfabricbirds is one of the few remaining safe places on the internet

18.11.2024 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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I swear it was Hooli trying to stream that fight on Saturday

17.11.2024 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I need loungewear brands to start listing inseams on sweats & PJ pants — us tall women deserve ankle coverage too!!!

17.11.2024 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you want this place to be cool and fun, just start acting like you’re cool and fun…

17.11.2024 00:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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