*frothing at the mouth, burying my nails in my thighs, biting my lip, figeting in my chair*

I'm normal

Gotta advertise my SO's wonderful wonderful writing that I got a chance to make some art for, please check it out, it's really horny!

archiveofourown.org/works/733304...

Oh gosh darn it, I missed Fiasco?!

I know I have said this prior, but I hate that one ex-housemate of yours and I want to bite them (not affectionately)

Ruby "Cutie Patootie" Roberts is what they call her

Thank you!

been obsessed with this boy from a friends story AAAAAAA

I believe in you Ruby! You got this!

The issue is that Lissia approves of this, so that cancels each other out :) .

Boys being treated right

Have to thank @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social for that wonderful descriptor

Could have fooled me Ruby "I want lips so inflated I involuntarily drool constantly" Roberts

thinking about those massive dick pillows again, huh?

Looks really good Ruby, you should shop around some styles more and show us the results!

You will not slander the good name of Somersby apple cider young woman! That shit slaps, especially when you get a 24 of them for 25 euros

Hey, I found this card addressed to Daphne Eagle's jail cell, let me read it out to you:

"Heard you haven't lost your arm, fucking shame. Die in hell scum.
No love, Becci Riley-Day."

so fucked up...

Winter 2026...

Oh no, anything but that!

H-How many times have you heard a baby *ironically* say "googoo gaga"?

Yay more Ruby Robdraws! Can't wait for the hour speedpaint segment in the upcoming Ruby Robcast!

😇

I knew you'd do well, once again a shame I couldn't be there. And yea, practice definitely helps, especially since that means we'll be blessed with more Ruby Roberts led One-Shots!

Know for a fact that I, Asesino, will take back my honor from you for having FAILED me in the Tag Team Match at 5-IWF! I shall show everyone how SHALLOW your skills are, and once they see you for what you are, you'll come CRAWLING back.

Penelope Biddlecomb is the romantic equivilant of a breatharian at your local BBQ Steakhouse

You should, because you're good at it!

Oh we're doing that now? Totally missed that call, sorry, gotta put that in my notepad to remember. Thank you tits for brains!

Absolute goober behaviour