Dave

Dave

@wxdave.bsky.social

Do you like to gamble, Eddie? Gamble money on pool games? Dog pics, whiskey talk, gonna be way too many posts about Minnesota native plants. Rated TVMA for language, substances, and smoking Large Marge sent me.

678 Followers 588 Following 2,350 Posts Joined Jul 2023
5 hours ago

Out here at third base,
There are no stars
At the hot corner,
We is stoned immaculate

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6 hours ago

There is your tshirt for the merch right there 😂

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20 hours ago

This is so bad and still so fun

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1 day ago

Thank you!

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1 day ago

I have no idea how to tune it. In fact I already broke a tuner. But my dumbass, through the kindness of strangers, has made a functional musical instrument.

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2 days ago

Update - needs the tuners attached and strings.

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2 days ago

This guy is the King of Zorlax now he's never coming home he doesn't want to come home

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3 days ago
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4 days ago

Why does it have a rattle reel? #minnesotatake

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4 days ago

40 day festival? That much money?!? This just got weirder and weirder as I read it.

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6 days ago
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a cartoon character from the peanuts movie is making an angry face . ALT: a cartoon character from the peanuts movie is making an angry face .
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6 days ago

Makes me sloppy.
Makes me feel fine

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6 days ago

The Huskies need a quick Don Ho-esque version of Tiny Bubbles like
🎶Tiny (Hopes on The) Bubble(s)
in the wine…
Its Boones Farm
This is St Cloud🎶

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6 days ago

I am going to choose to believe going forward that you speak the native Hawaiian language because it adds to your mystery in a really delightful way.

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6 days ago

I will be happy if I can even make that noise

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6 days ago

Yes. Of course. Who would say no to that?

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6 days ago

At least not yet!

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6 days ago

And if you are wondering if I play the ukulele? Nope.

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6 days ago
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#3dprinting people are awesome. Smart people design tons of cool shit and share it with dumbasses like me. Anyhow, this has allowed me to spend the day drinking whiskey and becoming a ukulele luthier. Work in progress 😂

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1 week ago

Those are great

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1 week ago

Second the recommendation for All Energy.

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1 week ago
Radar image with small thunderstorms Winter weatger advisory alert

Go home March weather, you’re fucking drunk

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1 week ago

Just heard thunder in the 56367. This gives me much joy.

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1 week ago
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This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)

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1 week ago

Hamlet in 9th grade. Also good seats. Amazing experience.

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1 week ago

There is a Grafton ND as well, and it appears to have a Carnegie library.
Yep, I looked for more Graftons. I have no excuse.

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1 week ago

Did you find a place? Do you already play? Just curious as I decided in November to start taking lessons online and learn to play in my 50s.

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1 week ago

🎶see that streebeck, we’re just in time, we have stumbled into a major crime🎶

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1 week ago
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How did I get here?

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1 week ago

Did you know that the bees that need saving are NOT honeybees?

Honeybees are the dairy cows of bees. People brought them over from Europe to make us honey.

The problem with honeybees, esp in resource-limited ecosystems (like hey! cities!) is that they compete with our native bees for food.

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