New Jersey Hokage

Dhoom machale

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

🌸 Okami style commission for @koukomo.bsky.social !

#art #commission #okamistyle

What a day

Cackling man none of us are MD's but all of us can cook (in da lab)

Nevermind my home girls got me

And the earliest PCP appointment i could get for a referral is in February 2026 lmfao

Voting day in my city 🔥

My beacon to go home

Nice

A story ill maybe tell another day lol

In less than 48hrs I went from being enamored by my date to never wanting to see her again lmfao easy come easy go

Improv mac n cheese

Halloween is my favorite holiday its true

For Halloween I am dressing up as nostalgia

#kakashi #naruto #fanart

Photo of a black bowl with orange pumpkins on it. Inside are copies of George Orwell's 1984 and a sign that says: One copy of 1984 per child. Not my photo.

Poggers!!!

OMG CONGRATS!!!❤️😍💒💍 I literally thought yall were 100 gecs for a couple of seconds lmaoo

They're saying my cookies were bomb... im officially a decent baker

And by a very long time im talking about the span of years lol im sure it all sounds silly but if you had to overcome major heartbreak off the heels of your 2 closest ppl in life dying then you'd know how amazing it feels to break out of that kind of funk

one of them will want me too lmaooo faith in love restored, she's got my eternal thanks for that.

time in a very long time that I've had a grounded vision of a future with someone that feels right. She's nothing like anyone else I know, so at least its nice to be reminded that there's many ppl I have yet to meet who can blow my mind in ways I never even imagined. If im lucky one day,

Not that I wasnt attracted to other ppl or wasnt trying to get w ppl i was really into lol. Just that I was failing & w p much strangers who were in and out of my life within a few weeks/months. With her, my crush got more legitimate over this year ive gotten to know her well and its the first

More than anything I just need to thank her for unknowingly getting me over an internal crisis I was having for the last year or two; I literally couldnt imagine myself in a serious relationship w/ anyone but the last person I was in love with lmfao ahaa ;w;

I ended up not. Confessing to my crush last night hahaha tbh I was pretty enamored w/my date & we didnt really get a chance to talk one on one anyways.

I will have to tell her soon enough, we can be just friends np but I gotta get it off my chest lol

Smh pour one out for the best month of the year (im hungover)

My homie gave me halloween decorations for my party but for the life of me I couldnt figure out what the letters were supposed to spell out. It was HIIEDKTCHPSW or smth similar so I ended up spelling out "weird spunk" lmfaooo

Me: *is Naruto*

My professor: who tf is Naruto

Random woman on the street w/her kids: omg it's Naruto!!!

screenshot of a tumblr post by user bombcollar. the post features the text “it’s ween” as well as a transparent image of a jack-o’-lantern with a silly face

ITS WEEN!!!!