orca milf

Here or on the other place? I’m not getting DMs either way 🫠

Ayo I am also in purgatory for something similar

been digging this indie music player called vs code

Literally love these

long time no post but we’re making breastmilk soap and also I’m 17 weeks pregnant with the surrogate babe!!!

a single blob of ricotta in the shape of a turd on an unfinished lasagna

i was trying to be efficient using a squeeze bottle to layer ricotta on my lasagna and now i have a ricotta turd…this is the gay agenda…this is the future the woke left wants

I’ve been offline the last few weeks due to some personal issues and live in a deep red area so this is the first I’ve heard of that, it is hopeful tho

not to be doomery but he’s publicly calling himself king and like no one is saying shit about it

“call your representatives!” man I’m stuck with both Ted Cruz AND Ronny Jackson please idk how much more I can take

We gotta start Luigin'

i hate twitter bc why are the cum dumpster police so fucking pissy

sorry for not being active I’ve become important at work and am learning new skills

I have now finished all the published red rising series books and oh man do I have so many feelings

really cool how fucking stupid this country is 👍

one thing i’m always good at? being a hole

❤️❤️

the next four years I will experiencing a level of apathy I didn’t even know was possible

Men don’t go off to war with their boyfriends enough anymore

If I ever look this fugly in a government photo please take me to a farm upstate

low key every, and I do mean every, person in the Supreme Court can choke on some gnarly smelly fucking balls. May yall always find a pube in your food. Nasty fucking bitches

important life update: I learned how to do a lash lift and tint myself at home

good evening ppl in my phone I just spent two hours transferring my favorite fan fics onto my kindle WITH their cover art

was heading toward a menty b after stopping estrogen and starting high dose progesterone BUT I actually feel much better after having a buc-ee’s pulled pork sandwich

hey siri how do I raise my son to be prepared for the impending collapse of society due to racism and climate change without seeming crazy

nine times out of ten my initial response to any new is “why don’t we just kill these fucking guys” like I’ve graduated from apathy to a new level of seething and frustration

Not yet, any recommendations?

Yupp!

this is an amazing tip thank you so much

I’m loving every second of it!!!!

Why the fuck did no one tell me that Ted Lasso was so fucking good?