dakota ☾ ٠࣪⭑

goddamn it's been a stressful as fuck week. if you rly need to contact me, dm my main acct @ducc.uk

gender roles? nah. gander roles

... honk *steals your lunch money* honk 🪿

"We can agree to disagree"

Yeah, about pineapple on pizza and pickles in burgers, not about genocide and human rights

i'll have to ask my sister where she got it from :')

two away from 1k on the main. fucking cocktease

this thing (pls ignore my nails i know they need doing). makes me cough so much and no high 😭

"checking on the space penises"

i love his way with words.

a egg!!

i know. it's fairly easy for me to get hold of stuff, i have a regular plug, but i thought id try the vape lmao

Two Canadian geese. One is seemingly honking in the others face. The one being honked at has a blank expression.

BRO IT'S A GAME ABOUT A GOOSE, BRO, NOT A CANADIAN GOOSE BUT A WHITE GOOSE, BUT IT'S STILL COOL, BRO, AND THE GOOSE JUST GOES AROUND AND ANNOYS THE HONK OUT OF THIS VILLAGE, BRO, IT'S SO SICK BRO, YOU GOTTA PLAY IT

a tern in flight, cutely.

It's 2am WHY SLEEP WHEN WE CAN TERN POST!?? #birds

yeah, it's supposed to induce a high but it's honestly shit

rewatching clarksons farm and bee juice always sends me

also i need to get some actual green. this weed vape ain't shit

5 away from 1k on the main omg??

what James is saying is stay cool and hydrated, fuckers x

dm me if you ain't shy, gowan, dare you

you'd get spicier content than that if you subbed lol

also fuck it check out /acrylicmoon on here lmao

thiiiiiis fuckin' close to launching the ofs to pay the rent lmao

I regret to inform my haters that I am having a lovely day

A close up of a white goose's front face. Its eyes are mostly closed

A white goose faces forward while it sits on the dirt

Goose Morning #27 (for August 10, 2025) was watching me... and then they fell asleep 💤

#goosemorning | #birds | #loogiphotos

i dunno, do i really wånt tố şêx, chat?

WOAH

If you have some spare pennies to yeet at Zac to help him with an upcoming medical procedure, I know he'd really appreciate it! 💛🦆

we don't talk about biggermohan

ohhh you do spoil us 😍

bazoomies

sean biggerstaff speaking out for trans rights, is anti-landlord, anti-tory, not racist, speaks up for palestine, and he's hot???

based based based based based

not the local council threatening me with court because of THEIR fuck up lmaoooooo

being a single parent is fucking hard