Tom Pinney

Trump has been spotted with what looks like a catheter, it’s reported he wears diapers and they do a bad job masking smells, he proves the US is not a reliable partner in trade, he’s showing real signs of dementia, and he’s starting wars despite promising not to do that.

But sure, call him daddy.

Target really decided to call out lesbians for pride.

Someone let the administration know I’m ready to receive my confidential group text.

That moment when your attempted takedown becomes a convincing campaign message.

Not gonna lie. I’m 100% #TeamLauren. Dave is such a douche. #loveisblind

@duolingoverde.bsky.social came back to life and got weird. This is nightmare fuel.

I love this little guy.

Wendy’s is getting a little too cute with these notifications.

I had my son on my shoulder to burp him and he turns to face me as he lets out a massive gassy BELCH. Right in my face.

Good thing he’s cute because I almost hurled. I don’t know what he ate that created that smell but holy balls it was bad.

Trump voters apparently voted for grocery prices.

Eggs are double what I last paid for them under Biden.

Vegetables and meats will increase due to tariffs and deportations.

Milk keeps going up.

When is the “winning” coming?

Mavericks GM Nico Harrison, on why he traded Luka Doncic: “Defense wins championships.”

Mavs defense today: *proceeds to allow the Cavaliers to score 91 points in the first half*

Mavericks GM Nico Harrison said “defense wins championships” when discussing trading Dallas’ lead scorer to the Lakers.

But if you pull off his mask, you’ll see…

😱😱😱 COWBOYS OWNER JERRY JONES?!

As a Mavs fan, I certainly hope so.

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning.

I wonder what groundhog tastes like…

BRUH

Totally fine, I may have you covered. Last night I did a 10-pack and got both versions of Dialga EX so I’ll probably be lucky enough for both of us 😂

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Donald Trump just reclassified gender legally so that we are the gender we were at conception.

At conception, we are all female. Male genitals don’t develop for weeks.

Didn’t expect this to be how I found out I was transgender, but… here we are, girlypops.

Mike Pompeo’s security detail was revoked despite ongoing threats against him.

It’s worth noting that Mike Pompeo did nothing to help Trump keep power in 2020.

Coincidence?

His followers are doing his dance to YMCA.

This is absolutely a cult.

Someone come get their dementia-riddled grandpa, he’s ranting about random stuff at the Capital One Arena.

Legit. He’s not even president, he didn’t do shit.

Couldn’t be more transparent if they tried. They did all of this because Trump made the extension conditional on them going dark, then coming back up and shouting him out in the process.

TikTok is thanking Trump for bringing the app back in the U.S., but Biden said he wouldn’t enforce the ban.

This is part of the deal. Trump promised he would extend the deadline to sell by 90 days if TikTok went dark, then came back up and thanked him.

This is transparent. Vive la revolucion.

TikTok is back up for me.

Am I going back to Meta?

Nah. I’m gonna let Marky Mark stew on his mistakes for a minute if I even do go back.

In 2020, Trump attempted to ban TikTok in the U.S. Republicans were its staunchest critics, led by Sen. Tom Cotton.

It will be interesting to see if Cotton does an about face with Trump now wanting to stay the ban.

Always remember: Congress could have done something about gun violence, child porn, childhood poverty, homeless veterans, childcare costs, Medicaid fraud, telemarketing scams, or any real problems we face day to day.

Instead, they banned TikTok on false pretenses.

Vive la revolucion.

The same dudebros excited about Washington beating Detroit despite not winning their division will spend Monday whining about how Notre Dame and Ohio State don’t deserve to be playing for the national title because neither one of them won their conference.

In fairness, the Chiefs game will have better attendance

Obama’s inauguration was colder if memory serves