kernel panic attack

Please sir you have been standing still and staring blankly into the distance for like 5 minutes now……….it is time to move on

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you…………………..the dog

The enigmatic Sloth Wolf settles into his nighttime refuge after an entire day of doing absolutely nothing

Oh to be an unemployed husky who spends 90% of the day napping in the backyard

The bestest boy is asking if you would be so kind as to spare him a piece of turkey

I spent too much time scrolling through my streaming apps and struggling with picking something to watch that he fell asleep :(

Hello @ dog bsky what are you supposed to do when your dog starts to dissolve into the grass?? his legs are already glitching through the ground, pls help

Went downstairs for lunch and when I returned to my desk I found my dog and his big ass head lying in my bed. Like ok I was planning on sneaking in a quick nap before my next meeting but I guess that’s a bust now 😐

My dog is the very definition of “head empty, no thoughts”. Look into his eyes - there is 0 sign of any brain activity. No synapses firing whatsoever.

I love it when you call your dog’s name when their back is facing you, and instead of turning around to look at you normally, they do this 😭

Having a pet means you can never have anything to yourself anymore

Yes, he is soft.

Yes, he is fluffy.

Yes, he will betray you for a single strand of stringed cheese.

Me: Ok we aren’t gonna walk for long cuz I still have work to do. 15 minutes tops

Milo: Ok but I also have to aggressively sniff this bench for 45 minutes so what are u gonna do about it bitch

My house wolf showing off his only skill: Catching food with his mouth midair

I dropped a chip on the floor and he’s struggling to eat it with the cone on. Is it bad that I find this extremely funny and entertaining

It’s officially flannel season for this fluffy boy 🐺🍂

Milo started pulling hard on his leash outta nowhere and he eventually led me to a field with absolutely nothing except for this giant tennis ball. I feel like this is a trap somehow but Milo refuses to leave without it

I made a joke and he laughed so hard

He had a lump on his leg that needed to be removed! He’s finally getting the stitches out today.

Do you ever look at your pet and just laugh at them for no reason??? They’re literally just…there, existing, and it’s the funniest fucking thing in the universe. Like why do you look like that, everything about you is dumb but for some reason I love it so much

Watching Milo struggle to grab a ball because his cone is in the way = My evening entertainment

There are very, VERY few things in this world that are funnier than a loafing dog in a cone

Everyone’s favourite handsome dumbass

He was giving side eye while I snacked on prosciutto so I put a piece in his cone out of spite and now he’s even more pissed off 😭😭😭

Good news: The lump they surgically removed from Milo’s leg is benign

Bad news: This dumbass was able to gnaw through his bandages even while wearing the cone of shame and managed to rip out some stitches, so we’re going back to the vet tomorrow😐

I was eating ice cream earlier and he came over just to sit next to me and give me side eye the entire time

Milo suddenly got up and rushed to the front window. He’s staring at something, but when I checked there’s nothing there. Then he runs to the front door and stares at it. I open the door, no one’s there. He won’t leave the front door. Guys am I gonna get murdered

After years of searching, I finally found a red husky plush. All of the husky toys you see nowadays are either grey or black 😭 it also ended up being a lot bigger than I thought it was lmao

Just came home from dinner and found Milo sitting by himself in the TV room staring at the ceiling. I looked up and saw nothing. Wtf is he staring at???? Am I about to live an irl Good Boy movie right now……….

Why does he look like a cartoon character