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hard to watch x files when i pass out getting a boner any time mulder is on screen

24.08.2025 01:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

unemployed and getting into not having a single coherent thought all day and also ambient music and DS9

28.07.2025 21:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

watching any gregg araki film for the first time is often an emotional experience that can't be replicated

11.07.2025 22:45 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

happy canada day

01.07.2025 18:09 — 👍 3337    🔁 351    💬 19    📌 1

well-placed unconcealed hole in the ground, like thales

23.05.2025 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

even this wears off in time

20.05.2025 16:47 — 👍 84    🔁 22    💬 1    📌 6

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

16.05.2025 03:55 — 👍 5505    🔁 1970    💬 44    📌 189

calgary suburbs

18.05.2025 00:55 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

only transgender offline 🙂‍↕️

02.05.2025 02:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

for whatever reason this is still the tweet I think most about, it seems right to have it here too in some form, maybe as a kind of anchoring point

27.04.2025 01:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

getting my degree and immediately becoming the knight, bishop, rook, and queen of infinite resignation

25.04.2025 04:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it really feels like I’ve picked sort of a cataclysmic time to graduate!! maybe good times for it don’t exist anymore… father is anticipating my unemployment by suggesting we could watch the sopranos though so really I think I’m looking forwards to my inevitable philosophy grad neetdom

09.03.2025 07:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0