❂𐂷 𐤠ȴǶ𐤠ƖƬǶ𐤠𐒄 𐂷❂

♧For the sake of the archons. This is for comedy♧

" ' I told them to take a seat, so they sat upon my face.' "
Alhathaim's nose curled up as he sat the book down, or rather tossed it into the fireplace.

" I will be sure to tell them this book is an erotica not fit for anyone."

"You're nothing.
You don't deserve my blood."

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Harbinger Alhaitham AU?

Yes.

" Kaveh.. kept me up all night, yet again..hammering away on ome.of his projects. I swear he does this for fun."

" I am back from my travles."

" I appologuse, I have been assisting the Travler with a few issues they are having.

As for house work, I sweep the floors, help you with dishes and I often cook for us both. "

✺ MS/Bi

✺ Not New RP/Fandom

✺ #GenshinRp/#MVRP

✺ Ship w/chem

✺ Lewd DM only

" Teyvat is a beautiful place... Don't you think, Mother?"

Rt & ♡ are apprecciated!

Art used in pin by ariel_nantes on Twitter

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" And you are shouting while I am remaining calm, again. You should speak in a calm tone instead of causing a scene. The more you shout the more people begin to talk, or stare at us."

you currently have now.

I have tried to assist you, but you reject it at every turn."

" Mean? I can assure you I am mot being mean to you, because if I were being mean you would be out on the streets.

I can also say the same about you, you are so infuriating sometimes, it irritates me to no end. Perhaps if you would listen to my advise, or what I say, you'd have more clients than—

" Another rejection? Perhaps I should go ahead and bring you your keys, before you do something utterly stupid.

And I will be having a chat with that client."

" What in the name of the seven...."

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❝ Pᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇs ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛ. Wᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ? ❞

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" Then perhaps we should read it together, I will even buy another copy to do so."

" It's ' I do not know nothing.' "

" Not at all, I am saying if the client accepts the deal, I will bring the keys straight over to you. But if they reject? You will come get the keys yourself.~"

Secondly:

If you can't stand me, you are certianly free to leave at anytime.~"

" It is not my fault you left them at the house, hanging beside the door. Perhaps you should remember to grab them next time.

Last time you dropped them, it took us all night to find them. If you seal the deal I might bring them over.—

" I most certianly will... not. You forgot them, you come retreive them."

@alcoholicarchitect.bsky.social
" I believe you forgot your keys, again."

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𝕀 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕟𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕛𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝔸𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕀𝕕 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕗 𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕟𝕥 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕀 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕠𝕟𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕞𝕪 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕗 𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕡𝕚𝕖𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖𝕕