@thejessmchugh.bsky.social
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Down winding wooded pathways,
Through the autumn-sodden fog,
Beyond ailing realms of men
With their daily slump and slog,
She feasts upon the skyline,
Prizing every added ounce.
It takes a hungry woman
To become a haunted house.
#wip Jessica McHugh 9/25/25
I’ve been playing around with spooky poems to recite at a local Halloween event & I swear shoving this book of spec-fic lady poetry from the 1920s-1950s between my thighs is completely unrelated.
23.09.2025 02:38 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0I’m an unmerciful editor, a write drunk/edit sober, killyourdahlings girlie who’s trying to cut as much as possible from this book, but I also really like this joke.
24.09.2025 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Grab this rad book here: frombeyondpress.com/product/requ...
23.09.2025 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve been playing around with spooky poems to recite at a local Halloween event & I swear shoving this book of spec-fic lady poetry from the 1920s-1950s between my thighs is completely unrelated.
23.09.2025 02:38 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0👋🌭You looked like you were craving Hotdogs.
21.09.2025 19:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We had a blast chatting with Ryan, and I'm sure you will have a blast listening to the conversation!
16.09.2025 14:03 — 👍 7 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Today is release day for @urbancik.bsky.social's URBANCIK: A MEMOIR, which, unlike most memoirs, contains chapters written by myself, @marysangiovanni.bsky.social, @nytebird45.bsky.social, @mikeoliveri.bsky.social and more. Never been a book quite like this. Paperback and eBook. amzn.to/4nzPLRf
16.09.2025 08:43 — 👍 13 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0This feather is
A wandering mattress
The down is flying
And collecting
Fifty years hence
Like a haunted nest
FEAST, jbm
Lotta dark magic going on right now 🤨
#blackoutpoetry #mchughniverse #thesecretgarden #punchnazis
The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.
11.09.2025 12:09 — 👍 19465 🔁 4033 💬 491 📌 164Take me back to this fang-out hang-out, making cool stuff with my drool fluff. 🥰
11.09.2025 14:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0huge dragon (only the head visible) resting in a body of water in a forest. Lots of vines and tree branches dangling down, a stream running over its head and a great white egret taking off from the water next to it.
a mermaid with a pink tail resting on a rock and leaning back on her hands as her tail comes out of the water. In the background is a lagoon and some cliffs and further back the hint of a waterfall
a precarious tall hill with a wizard's house sitting on top of it with a wisp of smoke coming out of the chimney. It is dusk and all the windows are yellow with the light from inside.
a large winged blue dragon prepares to land on a nest with two baby blue dragons waiting in the nest for their dinner.
It's my birthday!! I'm 49 - how did that happen? I would LOVE it if you could share or follow my art for my birthday, that would be a brilliant gift! Thank you everyone who follows and comments, it is such a great place here! 49 feels ace btw. #artshare #birthday #watercolour
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Thank you!! 🥰
10.09.2025 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What are you for but to make your awesome din & march through the apartment like a beautiful animal?
(FEAST, an erotic horror blackout poetry collection inspired by Wuthering Heights)
ℕ𝕠 𝕊𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥
I am a !abyrinth
of !iterature
trashy s!ang
& disrespectfu!
exc!amation points
(The Quiet Ways I Destroy You)
Sound Guy: I’m just gonna secure your mic a little better. You seem like a mover.
Jess: Oh I’m a mover *and* a shaker, baby.
Tonight I’m doing a rad book/film-related thing that’s totally in my wheelhouse at a wonderful place that both soothes my soul & makes my heart sing with inspirado joy, so of course I’m shitting my damnhellass pants in terror.
03.09.2025 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Regarding Trump’s failing health, 5 out of 5 doctors recommend not raping children.
When someone explicitly ignores medical advice for years & years & years, I mean, what else can you do but hope the pain ends quickly?🤷♀️
a tempest
of passion
flew at
their trouble &
turned into
a real
pretty night.
(FEAST, erotic horror blackout poetry in 3 Acts, inspired by Wuthering Heights )
Top tip: if a creative person does something you really like, you are at liberty to tell them so. There are excellent odds that you will make their day.
27.08.2025 18:29 — 👍 236 🔁 77 💬 3 📌 3Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
26.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 45800 🔁 11531 💬 1265 📌 391Not gonna lie, I killed a lot of fictional people today. Just over here with my celebrado Story Hat doubling as a mourning veil as I pour one out for the bunnies. 😭
25.08.2025 00:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0…technically it still needs an auditory revision, but that’s my 36th book & the last installment of the Gardening Guidebooks Trilogy pretty much dunzo. 🥰😭
Also, I can’t wait to reveal the full Don Noble cover!! It’s gonna rock your socks off. 🤘