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Jessica McHugh

@thejessmchugh.bsky.social

✨ discontent creator ✨ desk demigod @ blue crab tattoo/piercing ✨ muse for hire, friendo for free https://msha.ke/mchughniverse

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a cartoon skeleton is standing in front of a wall in a room . ALT: a cartoon skeleton is standing in front of a wall in a room .

Thank you!!

26.09.2025 02:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have 4 more creatures left available at my Big Cartel shop!

jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

25.09.2025 19:53 — 👍 14    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Down winding wooded pathways,
Through the autumn-sodden fog,
Beyond ailing realms of men
With their daily slump and slog,
She feasts upon the skyline,
Prizing every added ounce.
It takes a hungry woman
To become a haunted house.

#wip Jessica McHugh 9/25/25

26.09.2025 02:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’ve been playing around with spooky poems to recite at a local Halloween event & I swear shoving this book of spec-fic lady poetry from the 1920s-1950s between my thighs is completely unrelated.

23.09.2025 02:38 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m an unmerciful editor, a write drunk/edit sober, killyourdahlings girlie who’s trying to cut as much as possible from this book, but I also really like this joke.

24.09.2025 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Requiem for a Siren: Women Poets of the Pulps | From Beyond Press

Grab this rad book here: frombeyondpress.com/product/requ...

23.09.2025 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve been playing around with spooky poems to recite at a local Halloween event & I swear shoving this book of spec-fic lady poetry from the 1920s-1950s between my thighs is completely unrelated.

23.09.2025 02:38 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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👋🌭You looked like you were craving Hotdogs.

21.09.2025 19:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We had a blast chatting with Ryan, and I'm sure you will have a blast listening to the conversation!

16.09.2025 14:03 — 👍 7    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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Urbancik: A Memoir Urbancik: A Memoir [Urbancik, John] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Urbancik: A Memoir

Today is release day for @urbancik.bsky.social's URBANCIK: A MEMOIR, which, unlike most memoirs, contains chapters written by myself, @marysangiovanni.bsky.social, @nytebird45.bsky.social, @mikeoliveri.bsky.social and more. Never been a book quite like this. Paperback and eBook. amzn.to/4nzPLRf

16.09.2025 08:43 — 👍 13    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

This feather is
A wandering mattress
The down is flying
And collecting
Fifty years hence
Like a haunted nest

FEAST, jbm

12.09.2025 02:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lotta dark magic going on right now 🤨

#blackoutpoetry #mchughniverse #thesecretgarden #punchnazis

12.09.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

11.09.2025 12:09 — 👍 19465    🔁 4033    💬 491    📌 164
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Take me back to this fang-out hang-out, making cool stuff with my drool fluff. 🥰

11.09.2025 14:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
huge dragon (only the head visible) resting in a body of water in a forest. Lots of vines and tree branches dangling down, a stream running over its head and a great white egret taking off from the water next to it.

huge dragon (only the head visible) resting in a body of water in a forest. Lots of vines and tree branches dangling down, a stream running over its head and a great white egret taking off from the water next to it.

a mermaid with a pink tail resting on a rock and leaning back on her hands as her tail comes out of the water. In the background is a lagoon and some cliffs and further back the hint of a waterfall

a mermaid with a pink tail resting on a rock and leaning back on her hands as her tail comes out of the water. In the background is a lagoon and some cliffs and further back the hint of a waterfall

a precarious tall hill with a wizard's house sitting on top of it with a wisp of smoke coming out of the chimney. It is dusk and all the windows are yellow with the light from inside.

a precarious tall hill with a wizard's house sitting on top of it with a wisp of smoke coming out of the chimney. It is dusk and all the windows are yellow with the light from inside.

a large winged blue dragon prepares to land on a nest with two baby blue dragons waiting in the nest for their dinner.

a large winged blue dragon prepares to land on a nest with two baby blue dragons waiting in the nest for their dinner.

It's my birthday!! I'm 49 - how did that happen? I would LOVE it if you could share or follow my art for my birthday, that would be a brilliant gift! Thank you everyone who follows and comments, it is such a great place here! 49 feels ace btw. #artshare #birthday #watercolour
www.emilyhare.co.uk

10.09.2025 11:01 — 👍 1838    🔁 726    💬 137    📌 6

Thank you!! 🥰

10.09.2025 13:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What are you for but to make your awesome din & march through the apartment like a beautiful animal?

(FEAST, an erotic horror blackout poetry collection inspired by Wuthering Heights)

10.09.2025 13:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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ℕ𝕠 𝕊𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥

I am a !abyrinth
of !iterature
trashy s!ang
& disrespectfu!
exc!amation points

(The Quiet Ways I Destroy You)

09.09.2025 00:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sound Guy: I’m just gonna secure your mic a little better. You seem like a mover.

Jess: Oh I’m a mover *and* a shaker, baby.

04.09.2025 01:29 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Tonight I’m doing a rad book/film-related thing that’s totally in my wheelhouse at a wonderful place that both soothes my soul & makes my heart sing with inspirado joy, so of course I’m shitting my damnhellass pants in terror.

03.09.2025 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Regarding Trump’s failing health, 5 out of 5 doctors recommend not raping children.

When someone explicitly ignores medical advice for years & years & years, I mean, what else can you do but hope the pain ends quickly?🤷‍♀️

01.09.2025 11:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a tempest
of passion
flew at
their trouble &
turned into
a real
pretty night.

(FEAST, erotic horror blackout poetry in 3 Acts, inspired by Wuthering Heights )

29.08.2025 02:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Top tip: if a creative person does something you really like, you are at liberty to tell them so. There are excellent odds that you will make their day.

27.08.2025 18:29 — 👍 236    🔁 77    💬 3    📌 3

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

26.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 45800    🔁 11531    💬 1265    📌 391
Gardening Guidebooks Bundle – GHOULISH

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25.08.2025 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Not gonna lie, I killed a lot of fictional people today. Just over here with my celebrado Story Hat doubling as a mourning veil as I pour one out for the bunnies. 😭

25.08.2025 00:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

…technically it still needs an auditory revision, but that’s my 36th book & the last installment of the Gardening Guidebooks Trilogy pretty much dunzo. 🥰😭

Also, I can’t wait to reveal the full Don Noble cover!! It’s gonna rock your socks off. 🤘

24.08.2025 23:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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