Typewriter Skeleton

"the fnaf animatronics are already-" in no universe will i humor this.

I do think it's very funny that in (kimmy) the kimmies are mass-produced androids first and foremost, fully functional out of the box, while if you look at the fandom discussion of the book you'd think they were the wearable fnaf animatronics that kill you, but sexy

[craft youtube video in the background that i've zoned out of] ...so you'll have to bear with a very basic transition

me: hey. i'll own up to having a bit of a basic transition but VERY basic is pushing it

Oh and also she fired a crossbow for the first time (we needed an enemy dead and it was out of range from all her damaging cantrips)

Because of plot she has True Strike prepared without knowing it.

She was, in a word, terrified by the result.

[having some buldak noodles after getting into a habit of mixing in extra stuff] this time i'll have them pain. I mean plain. Why is my everything burning?

"If you give some time to perform the incantation PROPERLY, I can see everything magical for ten minutes, without expending our FINITE magical resources for today. Ten minutes. Please."

The barbarian: "I'm poking the evil book with a stick."

This character also has fun bits like:

-I suffer from a common human condition called "darkblindness" where unlike all of you, I can't see when we don't have a light source.
-You expect me to SCRY? Yeah, let me also just build you an entire cathedral from scratch. Do you KNOW ANYTHING about magic?

This character also has fun bits like:

-I suffer from a common human condition called "darkblindness" where unlike all of you, I can't see when we don't have a light source.
-You expect me to SCRY? Yeah, let me also just build you an entire cathedral from scratch. Do you KNOW ANYTHING about magic?

She's insecure about "standing out for being so tall"

The current party has two women who are both more than two heads taller than her.

an incredibly pale ginger woman hiding behind a wooden staff, looking terrified, wearing a long dark coat. An owl is perched on her shoulder.

this is my heroforge mini for her btw

[not even under 50% HP] CAN SOMEONE ELSE LOOK AT IT FOR ME IT HURTS SO BAD I THINK I'M DYING

She took 13 damage, right under half her HP, and like, that's a TERRIFYING amount of damage to take if you're a Regular Human Being, right? Sure she's a wizard, but she's also very much a civilian improvising here. She was hyperventilating and hiding in a corner. (It was tactical use of cover)

You BET that after four years of playing it so safe that she literally never got harmed, I played that for all the "a real person with no combat training would panic" value it was worth lmao

My tabletop group has this one campaign we've played in short bursts between other, more stable campaigns, since 2021

In this time, I've been playing an anxious shut-in wizard who self-isolated for a full year on accident before the campaign.

Tonight she took damage in combat for the first time.

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Please help mohammed out on his birthday!!

[holding my phone in my hand and opening a social media app to make a post] i would simply resist the cursed amulet's tempting whispers of power and infamy

One way of thinking about the AI bubble is that it's the final gasp of a grift based on specialized GPU's instead of tulips, a logical continuation from crypto and NFT's and the metaverse.

Like, there's nowhere else for it to go, no other magical use for this shit other than as electronic waste.

An undertale/deltarune text box reading "Bangin' titties my man"

[quietly, in a hushed voice, hyperaware that Greta Thunberg's gambit here is deliberately exploiting establishment media's infantilization of her to amplify the visibility of the whole thing] she's an adult woman with almost a decade of activism cred though

Fair enough. What self-aware trans woman in her right mind would choose to stick around in this environment? (Heading) Katherine

This joke is ENHANCED by editing in pov headings on scribblehub lmao

So the context of this post is that vaccine misinformation IS being platformed by major TV outlets in my country.

So incredibly spot-on holy fuck

Notice how the example of "protecting" speech I'm using here is actually privileging a specific form of dangerous speech by giving it a mass audience

Keep in mind that "you have to blast our misinformation from the rooftops or we're being censored" is how they got the Overton window on trans issues shifted this far in the first place

Like we are not, as a society, obligated to protect the right to disseminate speech that kills the recipient if they believe it

Tbh I don't see why freedom of speech should protect vaccine misinformation any more than it protects going on kids' TV to talk about the Fork Game, where you stick a fork into an electrical outlet, and how it's an incredibly fun game everyone should try immediately

we now return to... enemies to livers hot yaoi action (Three panel comic) Panel 1: kuroyami waruijin from the previous image is kneeling in defeat. "how could I be defeated so easily when you didn't even have the tamashi no katana" Scattered captions read "wowie, he's just as much of a troubled bad boy as last episode. I want kuroyami to have my babies!" "This episode they have to kiss!" "It is the right time for yaoi today" Panel 2: Henori Sumisu from the previous image is now in a ballerina dress with pink butterfly wings, holding a... staff of some sort... with a heart-shaped gold thing at the end. He, in heavy air quotes, says: "My spirit guide helped me find new powers! I unlocked the mahou shoujo no shikara by believing in myself!" A floating green frog with a very smug expression is saying "haha yes. finish him with the Harmony no biimu and fulfill your destiny." Scattered captions read: "wow! he is so gender! this plot twist is big yaoi" and "no! kiss him and then yaoi about it" At the bottom, a "trans later note" reads "i'm pretty sure mahou shoujo means "cute bottom" in nihongo. panel 3: zoom in on kuroyami, who says: "Wow henori, seeing you like this, it makes me realize I have been lashing out in anger not for any true ideological cause but because of gender dysphoria. I will transition immediately." After all three panels, plain text reads: Wow okay so I guess we can't even have one yaoi in this entire fucking world huh. Just to be clear, I'm pretty sure that this is mistranslated. Japan does not have transgender. Nihon doesn't even have women. How can you be trans when there are no women, only yaoi boys? Think about that for like, ten seconds.

the long awaited sequel is here

unfortunately due to pressure from Christian Moms Against Masturbation, Enemis 2 Lovers is now cancelled

we now return to... enemies to livers hot yaoi action (Three panel comic) Panel 1: kuroyami waruijin from the previous image is kneeling in defeat. "how could I be defeated so easily when you didn't even have the tamashi no katana" Scattered captions read "wowie, he's just as much of a troubled bad boy as last episode. I want kuroyami to have my babies!" "This episode they have to kiss!" "It is the right time for yaoi today" Panel 2: Henori Sumisu from the previous image is now in a ballerina dress with pink butterfly wings, holding a... staff of some sort... with a heart-shaped gold thing at the end. He, in heavy air quotes, says: "My spirit guide helped me find new powers! I unlocked the mahou shoujo no shikara by believing in myself!" A floating green frog with a very smug expression is saying "haha yes. finish him with the Harmony no biimu and fulfill your destiny." Scattered captions read: "wow! he is so gender! this plot twist is big yaoi" and "no! kiss him and then yaoi about it" At the bottom, a "trans later note" reads "i'm pretty sure mahou shoujo means "cute bottom" in nihongo. panel 3: zoom in on kuroyami, who says: "Wow henori, seeing you like this, it makes me realize I have been lashing out in anger not for any true ideological cause but because of gender dysphoria. I will transition immediately." After all three panels, plain text reads: Wow okay so I guess we can't even have one yaoi in this entire fucking world huh. Just to be clear, I'm pretty sure that this is mistranslated. Japan does not have transgender. Nihon doesn't even have women. How can you be trans when there are no women, only yaoi boys? Think about that for like, ten seconds.

the long awaited sequel is here