Typewriter Monke

Typewriter Monke

@tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social

Beth (nonfictional). Transfeminism propagandist. Cognitohazard. @lostnfoundizalith.bsky.social enjoyer Co-author of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth/

19,104 Followers 518 Following 17,206 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 hours ago

yay they're lesbians and that means nothing bad will happen

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1 month ago
Katherine and Rashmi from Ranked Competitive Breast Growth laying on a bed surrounding by pink petals. Katherine is in a cat-eared hoodie and twirling a lock of Rashmi's hair around her finger and looking in awe. Rashmi is smiling back and tugging on Katherine's hoodie string.

"As I look at Rashmi’s face, her expression inscrutable, I wonder if there’s any way to know if she wants the same thing, or how she’d react to any advances I make"
#RCBG

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5 hours ago
Okary than, you need to stop talking like that

everyone when meeting Katherine RCBG for the 1st time

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11 hours ago
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Urgent appeal🥹🥹
My wife suffers from a heart valve problem&severe shoulder inflammation&urgently needs medical injections that cost £150.We live in a tent with our 5 kidsin very difficult conditions,I cannot afford the cost of the treatment
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8 hours ago

So yeah the date of my PhD defense was confirmed around a week ago, it's set about a month from now, and none of the people who knew told me. Because they all assumed someone else would do it.

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1 day ago
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New Philosophy Tube drops on YouTube in a week. It’s a massive one about the history of conversion therapy from 1849-2026, as the British health service is bringing it back.

You can see it now on Nebula, or if you’re a Patreon patron.

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17 hours ago

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

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1 day ago

"provide precise definition" fuck OFF this is such a ridiculous way to launder what the fuck this bill's trying to do

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1 day ago

"Remember that you're supposed to get this accommodation"

"ok"

[later]

"can I have the accommodation?"

"no"

"but I'm supposed to."

"why?"

"i am 10 years old i don't fucking know i'm just saying what i've been told?"

"no accommodation. fuck you"

"i have internalized that asking is pointless"

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1 day ago

Most of the time I'm not consciously viewing myself as disabled and then sometimes I remember that they literally did diagnose me with a disability severe enough to need accommodations when I was 10 and just sort of... didn't.

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1 day ago

The ridiculous paranoia around the idea that computers were Cheating Machines for Giga Cheaters and the only reason to want to use one was to be a Big Evil Cheater directly impacted my education in every subject that asked for more than brief, single-sentence answers to questions.

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1 day ago

Like of course my grades were better when I got to write on a laptop... Because I wasn't racing the clock simply to WRITE THE ANSWERS in time, and could afford to structure and edit my answers instead of simply having to write continuously for the full test time while trying to avoid hurting my hand

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1 day ago

The ridiculous paranoia around the idea that computers were Cheating Machines for Giga Cheaters and the only reason to want to use one was to be a Big Evil Cheater directly impacted my education in every subject that asked for more than brief, single-sentence answers to questions.

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1 day ago

"auuugh ooough what if someone uses the computer to cheeeeeeat" don't make it everyone else's problem? Don't punish the people who aren't cheating?? Address the perverse incentive structures that make cheating such an issue in the first place????

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1 day ago

As someone whose hands had the "handwriting cursed to be shit forever" disease in school and needed to write on a laptop as a disability accommodation that was routinely neglected by schools because nobody fucking told me I had that right, I get pretty annoyed about the 'RETVRN to handwriting' push.

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1 day ago

It's not like I'm getting ambushed or anything, I've got plenty of prep time. However. It's scary that this was just offhandedly mentioned in an email under the assumption that I already knew. It could easily have been a lot later.

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1 day ago

Just found out that at least two people at the university have known when my PhD defense is for a week, and I guess both of them just assumed that the other would tell me????????????

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1 day ago

It's part of why it's so baffling when she stands up

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1 day ago

Yeah she has short vibes like that

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1 day ago

Tahani is by far the tallest character in RCBG, but it's a kind of tall that's basically all leg, so when seated she looks tiny in a way that causes a lot of people to get disoriented when she stands up.

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1 day ago
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i made a pixel art thingie

its @/tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social pfp :3

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1 day ago

Popular support is a scary and unfamiliar concept to Gender Conservatives, who have to scrape together "protests" out of Nazis and busybodies and think movements are organized at dinner parties.

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2 days ago

it actually sucked ass, the only good part was not having to cook, and also the food was good

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2 days ago

getting takeout but going to pick it up myself, on foot, in the middle of a storm, so that I can get that "hunter-gatherer bringing home a much-needed meal" dopamine

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2 days ago

Needing help to open a jar when you're a t4t lesbian is the worst feeling cause it's like. this isn't a gender thing I'm trying to impose or anything I'm just weak as shit ok

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2 days ago

we had the path of either "more direct motif at the cost of lookin like a hack" or "just stick to instrument motif, it'll be more fun+everyone will understand". worth it bc we're proud of at least one part here

soundcloud.com/user-3510792...

-O

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2 days ago
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Episode 8: Are Transsexuals Bourgeois? Serena Nanda's "Neither Man Nor Woman" | Cracked Ivory Get more from Cracked Ivory on Patreon

Out early on Patreon!

We're joined by the inimitable @juliaserano.bsky.social to discuss third-gendering, Orientalism, pervasive institutional transmisogyny, and to finally declare a winner in the eternal struggle between Transsexuals and Transgenders!

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2 days ago

My girls are so normal

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2 days ago

Very normal healthy women

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3 days ago

i am exploding katherine rcbg with hammers why is she like this?????? truly her povs are the most fun to read

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