Hockey Tran

Hey Bluesky how's it going

I mean, they can claim her in the way that the larger New York metro can claim her I guess. She did play there

Lmaoooooooo

Feel free to invite me onto your podcast to discuss the CWC btw 🤣

Is he... you know... *mimics twirling chili spaghetti with a fork* from Cincinnati?

So like is Maia Poet actually making money off this grift or like? She doesn't seem at all marketable to bigots, which is her audience. I reckon they look at her and see us either way.

I love how their rivalry with FCC is so forced that it's become an inside joke for FCC supporters

Let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out gadewch fi allan laisse-moi sortir déjame salir lig amach mé

congratulations to Karl Marx and his ideas for limiting Kansas City to 49 total rushing yards over four quarters of dialectical exchange

Neckbeard? I'm too busy necking this beer to care about incels

No need, I solved it years ago

[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun

Sebastian Cossa making me wanna die by winning a shootout in his NHL debut vs the Sabres in 2024 after he made me miserable as a Cyclones fan a few season ago is what will jokerfy me

.... oh

NYPD suspects that the killer of United Healthcare's CEO has fled the city, but they are not giving up. 24 hours a day, in precincts all over the city, officers whose heads are the exact size and shape of a Boars Head boiled ham showing each other stuff on their phones and injecting steroids.

WE'RE SO BACK RAAAAAA🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A HAGUE 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

They look sluggish and clumsy. I don't think they actually took space brownies but they look like they did 😅😬

Fitting that this game is happening in The Hague because the USWNT defense are committing war crimes against Alyssa Naeher in her last game

it is pretty funny how absolutely not a single person in parliament wanted to do the coup

Imagine having to explain to Joe Biden that the guy who he had sing American Pie at the White House tried to do a coup and the entire parliament and most of the police and military went "no". How would you even begin?

If I remembered any of my funny tweets I'd be posting them here for safekeeping. Alas, I'm a beast of pure present

Am I over-analysing the color of the text on Ilona Maher's sign to convince myself that she's signing with Bristol Bears? Yes, yes I absolutely am

I love the PWHL so much

Praying with all my soul for Ilona to play for Bristol

me when everyone is watching the NFL on Thanksgiving but Europa League is on

Cyber bullying gets another victory

Say what you want about BizNasty (and there's lots to say) taking on 7 drunk assholes because they were mean to your favorite restaurant's staff is iconic behavior

I did not have "Paul Bissonnette gets assaulted by 7 dudes while being morally correct" on my 24-25 season bingo card ngl