Magnum, T.I.(M.)'s Avatar

Magnum, T.I.(M.)

@hydrationchimp.bsky.social

you rockin with bad boy summer⁉️

21,518 Followers  |  1,060 Following  |  9,849 Posts  |  Joined: 26.04.2023  |  2.0169

Latest posts by hydrationchimp.bsky.social on Bluesky

these are the posts

the posts of our lives

22.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 45    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

Luckily i never think

22.11.2025 04:01 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if renewable energy buildout isn't your only political issue it's likely it will be very soon

22.11.2025 03:02 — 👍 526    🔁 88    💬 5    📌 1

nahhh my ilk goes crazy 💯🙌

21.11.2025 23:40 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

“Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right” wow, what is this, Congress???🤣🤣

21.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
KANYE WEST SAYS HE REGRETS PARTICIPATING IN LIFE

KANYE WEST SAYS HE REGRETS PARTICIPATING IN LIFE

he really is a Poster

21.11.2025 23:12 — 👍 34    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

bolting the turkey to the pan so it doesn’t try to run away in case it comes back to life while being roasted

21.11.2025 20:09 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Brooklyn Dad avoiding paying his child support bills like Neo dodging bullets in the matrix

21.11.2025 18:50 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone in Brooklyn can be a father but it takes someone Defiant to be a Brooklyn Dad

21.11.2025 18:30 — 👍 187    🔁 14    💬 6    📌 0

they’re putting my love for you on the blockchain

21.11.2025 15:43 — 👍 35    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

I guess im just built different (i base mine on the fonz)

21.11.2025 13:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so funny seeing people whose entire political belief system is based on a picture they saw one time from the 50’s

21.11.2025 13:51 — 👍 104    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 0

david bowie wrote all his songs while zip-lining

21.11.2025 13:31 — 👍 51    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 3

the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat

21.11.2025 05:01 — 👍 1658    🔁 207    💬 49    📌 15
Bobby of money in da joker

Bobby of money in da joker

you’re glazing him. you dont even know the lore of his auramaxxing, and you’re glazing him?

21.11.2025 05:44 — 👍 38    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Looks like he didn’t get anywhere near a dang barber shop either!

21.11.2025 05:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I back the Blue

21.11.2025 05:10 — 👍 293    🔁 40    💬 4    📌 1

lot of people laughing at this, but the truth is more than 60% of crashes are caused by the control column becoming tangled in a pilot’s snuggie

21.11.2025 00:08 — 👍 435    🔁 37    💬 12    📌 1

kids today aren’t ingesting enough lead, and it’s making them weak

20.11.2025 19:58 — 👍 34    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0

could really do without every single democratic congressperson tweeting “this is crazy, someone should do something”

01.02.2025 00:15 — 👍 1032    🔁 171    💬 11    📌 8

talked to my financial advisor on the phone today. he says i should try to get more money somehow

16.06.2023 14:37 — 👍 299    🔁 34    💬 5    📌 2

seems like a problem when theo von is calling it idiocracy and he is correct

20.11.2025 18:37 — 👍 82    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

I’m sorry for partly rocking

20.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 105    🔁 16    💬 4    📌 1
Ross Douthat interview with Yoram Hazony entitled "Understanding the Right's Antisemitic Turn"

Ross Douthat interview with Yoram Hazony entitled "Understanding the Right's Antisemitic Turn"

"Turn"

20.11.2025 17:04 — 👍 508    🔁 37    💬 33    📌 10

You think it’s bad now; wait until “needing oxygen to survive” is a preexisting condition

20.11.2025 15:51 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Luckily we are doing away with the ACA, and now the insurance companies can protect their bottom line by refusing to cover anything when needed

20.11.2025 15:42 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it makes a lot of sense that my employer and i pay anthem over $30k a year for my family's shitty health insurance instead of me paying a 10% payroll tax for a single payer system

20.11.2025 15:34 — 👍 729    🔁 123    💬 18    📌 0

Have you considered that the health insurance ceo needs to buy another superyacht

20.11.2025 15:40 — 👍 26    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a puppet in a tuxedo and bow tie is pointing at the camera with the words i 'll allow it below him . ALT: a puppet in a tuxedo and bow tie is pointing at the camera with the words i 'll allow it below him .
20.11.2025 15:36 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

once the transphobia brainworms set in it’s over, your brain is doomed

20.11.2025 14:23 — 👍 1399    🔁 234    💬 10    📌 17

@hydrationchimp is following 20 prominent accounts