Magnum, T.I.(M.)

Tiny tiny Greg

Teeny tiny greg bovino, himmler in a half-size, tiny loser

Nothing will change unless those responsible face real consequences for their actions

I don’t think demoting one guy will cut it when public polling suggests and basic morality demands something more like woodchippers are the moderate position

Better get the limu emu on it

sonic the hedgehog ran straight through my house and busted up my pipes

I remembered it was an easy schedule, and then i looked back this morning and was shocked

Shorts fired

Tim Walz rn

Also i was including the regular season, where they faced one of the easiest schedules in recent memory

Im just sad Nix got hurt, the Broncos were good this year. That’s football

It was an ugly wake-up call for me, the dad of a new Kindergartener, to realize that the public school system has basically been completely abandoned by both parties since before my own time in it, and all of the "non-essential" stuff is provided entirely by donations and volunteer labor

gaslighting my 6 year old into believing that sonic youth is sonic the hedgehog’s band so that we can listen to it

Tide might be turning. Keep pushing. Keep calling, donating, protesting, all of it. Don’t stop, especially if Trump starts throwing them overboard. Don’t stop until they’re all gone

The AI evangelists want us all to conveniently forget that they were all telling us we had to buy bored apes or we would be left out of the Economy Of The Future four years ago.

The same people who cannot control a city of 400,000 are manifestly incapable of cancelling a midterm or ending the peaceful transition of power. Keep reminding yourself that you are a lot stronger than they are.

if people wanted to make money off of this, the easiest route is outrage farming on a podcast bankrolled by conservative money

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Soup (a glass of water, there's a small stream of water being poured in from above)

Soup of the day: Water

Was tyler huntley too busy?

My conquistador blood boils, as I type out another post on social media, my warrior spirit overcomes me as I check Reddit, home of the modern Gladiator, and I quickly make a tactical move to switch to YouTube, home of the mighty Viking warrior Chef John of Food Wishes dotcom

I just took a dna test, turns out im 100% the ancestor of all these badass Roman dudes, but not the ones who did gay stuff

He’s correct; if the right does this in the future, i believe the federal government should execute them all

oh my GOD

"my spanish and roman ancestors would never tolerate the presence of numidians and aethopians in their cities" -the world's most historically literate conservative

I remember their regular season schedule being easy, and looked again, the only above 500 team they beat was the bills once

i love drake maye, but the patriots have probably had the easiest path this entire season to the super bowl and are going to get trounced by the Seahawks

But can you imagine if it was