If you ever want to annoy a stocks bro just explain the turnip system in animal crossing then say they're pretty much the same thing and talk about how good you've gotten at predicting turnip prices.
06.11.2025 07:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0@jessejbrown.bsky.social
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Indecisive neurodivergent mongrel. Supports the dolls. Often writes. Occasionally draws. Sometimes cosplays. Rarely focuses. Will bite your enemies in exchange for food. www.authorjessebrown.co.uk
If you ever want to annoy a stocks bro just explain the turnip system in animal crossing then say they're pretty much the same thing and talk about how good you've gotten at predicting turnip prices.
06.11.2025 07:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Me, whispering "abundancccccce" as I harvest my animal crossing pumpkins
02.11.2025 09:38 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It was one of the juice ones as well so I'm seeing in the 4th dimension
02.11.2025 09:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My brother gave me a can of Monster for my drive home last night and my god, what a mistake that was. Think I'm gonna be awake for 7-10 business days
02.11.2025 08:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Photo shows a box of sweets/candy, keyrings and bracelets
I want them to think of ours as a good house visit for Halloween ๐ฅน
31.10.2025 17:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0THEY MADE THE AI ROBOT PASS BUTTER AND WHEN IT COULDN'T IT HAD AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
WHAT IS GOING ON
I don't want to think about how much of it I've inhaled
29.10.2025 21:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Photo showing sections of purple wig hair on a table
Surrounded by hair. Genuinely hating this process. It's so slow, my hands hurt from crimping and I still need to fit the plait and the wig to my head. Still got sewing to do and a panel to finish ๐ฌ
Remind me never to do this again ๐คฃ
Yeah when you read a book that you begin to hate so you continue to read it bc it fuels the hatred - my old English teacher said if you want to really hate something, learn everything about it then you'll have ammo to argue why it's terrible.
29.10.2025 07:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You'd be amazed at how much a hate read can take you out of a reading slump. Turns out that not only am I a hater, but hating makes me more productive
28.10.2025 20:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's to pilot an 18 meter mech with a full arsenal of weapons.
Literally - worse it was the 'little asian girlfriend yapping at her yt bf' trope. I'm disgusted on multiple levels
22.10.2025 08:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It was on tiktok, I'll send you the link ๐
22.10.2025 08:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This will probably only reach like 5 people but: don't buy Razer products anymore. Firstly their software is a nightmare to deal with. Second, they think it's ok to produce misogynistic advertising calling women "yappers". I'm pretty disgusted.
22.10.2025 07:03 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Drawing of a snake head
I got bored of it already fml
21.10.2025 21:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's a rich tapestry of hate
15.10.2025 09:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Old blood, dust, and panic sweat
15.10.2025 06:58 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've said it before and I'll say it again, scratch a terf, find a racist
15.10.2025 06:56 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โThe UK stands at a crossroads. Are we going to be a nation that respects its human rights obligations, or are we going to abandon them whenever the rightwing press demands it? First immigrants, then trans people โ who next, Sir Keir?โ โ Jo Maugham (@goodlawproject.org)
https://goodlaw.social/icp3
I couldn't attend classes yesterday because I was ill and now I've broken my perfect attendance record ๐ญ
15.10.2025 06:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I hope she does eat his face
14.10.2025 21:30 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 02/2 basically the theory is that since humans became industrialised we have essentially created a system self imposed captivity and hierarchy, that wouldn't exist if we lived in accordance with our "true" nature - it's hard to say with any certainty what we would actually be living like.
13.10.2025 06:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I would recommend looking up the studies initially conducted on wolves in zoos - initially we believed that wolves followed a certain pack protocol of an alpha etc, but later learned the wolves studied were only behaving this way bc they were in captivity. They did this with chimps too, 1/2
13.10.2025 06:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Literally, we're being worked to death by psychopaths who see us as ants rather than as large apex predators designed to persistence hunt prey in tribes.
13.10.2025 06:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When you live in a violent authoritarian regime that criminalizes care, care is a revolutionary practice.
But more often than not, you have to stand in the face of an uncaring world and fight back anyway.
Maybe this is a sign of my inexperience, but I have trouble finding the latter in the former.
I've literally been saying this for years (maybe bc autism pattern recognition): we are experiencing mass zoochosis & I would even argue that all psychology we've studied so far is centered around zoochosis behavior bc we don't actually know how we would behave in our natural environment.
13.10.2025 05:51 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Still not nearly enough time, but it's better than nothing
09.10.2025 16:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh yes it is oubliette isn't it
09.10.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0