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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Indecisive neurodivergent mongrel. Supports the dolls. Often writes. Occasionally draws. Sometimes cosplays. Rarely focuses. Will bite your enemies in exchange for food. www.authorjessebrown.co.uk

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a little girl in a red jacket with a white fur collar Alt: a little girl in a red jacket with a white fur collar

If you ever want to annoy a stocks bro just explain the turnip system in animal crossing then say they're pretty much the same thing and talk about how good you've gotten at predicting turnip prices.

06.11.2025 07:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon drawing of a raccoon surrounded by bells with a star on them Alt: a cartoon drawing of a raccoon surrounded by bells with a star on them

Me, whispering "abundancccccce" as I harvest my animal crossing pumpkins

02.11.2025 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was one of the juice ones as well so I'm seeing in the 4th dimension

02.11.2025 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a little girl in a yellow jacket is eating cotton candy while sitting in a crowd . Alt: a little girl in a yellow jacket is eating cotton candy while sitting in a crowd .

My brother gave me a can of Monster for my drive home last night and my god, what a mistake that was. Think I'm gonna be awake for 7-10 business days

02.11.2025 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo shows a box of sweets/candy, keyrings and bracelets

Photo shows a box of sweets/candy, keyrings and bracelets

I want them to think of ours as a good house visit for Halloween ๐Ÿฅน

31.10.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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rick and morty are sitting at a table talking about their purpose Alt: rick and a robot he programmed to pass butter are sitting at a table talking about their purpose

THEY MADE THE AI ROBOT PASS BUTTER AND WHEN IT COULDN'T IT HAD AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

WHAT IS GOING ON

31.10.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want to think about how much of it I've inhaled

29.10.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo showing sections of purple wig hair on a table

Photo showing sections of purple wig hair on a table

Surrounded by hair. Genuinely hating this process. It's so slow, my hands hurt from crimping and I still need to fit the plait and the wig to my head. Still got sewing to do and a panel to finish ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Remind me never to do this again ๐Ÿคฃ

29.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah when you read a book that you begin to hate so you continue to read it bc it fuels the hatred - my old English teacher said if you want to really hate something, learn everything about it then you'll have ammo to argue why it's terrible.

29.10.2025 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person 's face with red eyes and gray hair . Alt: a close up of a person 's face with red eyes and gray hair .

You'd be amazed at how much a hate read can take you out of a reading slump. Turns out that not only am I a hater, but hating makes me more productive

28.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's to pilot an 18 meter mech with a full arsenal of weapons.

22.10.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 210    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Literally - worse it was the 'little asian girlfriend yapping at her yt bf' trope. I'm disgusted on multiple levels

22.10.2025 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was on tiktok, I'll send you the link ๐Ÿ‘

22.10.2025 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a pink haired anime character with a star in her hair Alt: a close up of a pink haired anime character with a star in her hair

This will probably only reach like 5 people but: don't buy Razer products anymore. Firstly their software is a nightmare to deal with. Second, they think it's ok to produce misogynistic advertising calling women "yappers". I'm pretty disgusted.

22.10.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drawing of a snake head

Drawing of a snake head

I got bored of it already fml

21.10.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's a rich tapestry of hate

15.10.2025 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Old blood, dust, and panic sweat

15.10.2025 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've said it before and I'll say it again, scratch a terf, find a racist

15.10.2025 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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European human rights chief warns against trans exclusion in the UK Human rights commissioner calls on parliament to make sure guidance following the Supreme Courtโ€™s decision in April promotes inclusion.

โ€œThe UK stands at a crossroads. Are we going to be a nation that respects its human rights obligations, or are we going to abandon them whenever the rightwing press demands it? First immigrants, then trans people โ€“ who next, Sir Keir?โ€ โ€“ Jo Maugham (@goodlawproject.org)
https://goodlaw.social/icp3

15.10.2025 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 410    ๐Ÿ” 149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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a cartoon character is crying with tears coming out of his eyes . Alt: a cartoon character is crying with tears coming out of his eyes .

I couldn't attend classes yesterday because I was ill and now I've broken my perfect attendance record ๐Ÿ˜ญ

15.10.2025 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope she does eat his face

14.10.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2/2 basically the theory is that since humans became industrialised we have essentially created a system self imposed captivity and hierarchy, that wouldn't exist if we lived in accordance with our "true" nature - it's hard to say with any certainty what we would actually be living like.

13.10.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would recommend looking up the studies initially conducted on wolves in zoos - initially we believed that wolves followed a certain pack protocol of an alpha etc, but later learned the wolves studied were only behaving this way bc they were in captivity. They did this with chimps too, 1/2

13.10.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally, we're being worked to death by psychopaths who see us as ants rather than as large apex predators designed to persistence hunt prey in tribes.

13.10.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you live in a violent authoritarian regime that criminalizes care, care is a revolutionary practice.

But more often than not, you have to stand in the face of an uncaring world and fight back anyway.

Maybe this is a sign of my inexperience, but I have trouble finding the latter in the former.

13.10.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've literally been saying this for years (maybe bc autism pattern recognition): we are experiencing mass zoochosis & I would even argue that all psychology we've studied so far is centered around zoochosis behavior bc we don't actually know how we would behave in our natural environment.

13.10.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Still not nearly enough time, but it's better than nothing

09.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yes it is oubliette isn't it

09.10.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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