Edging now refers to when you’re on the verge of tears all day but don’t cry. 🙂↕️
I should be packing for my work trip but here I am, sunbathing. 🦦💪🏼🫧 #fcf
Who do I have to fuck to get a shiny Tauros on Pokemon Go? 😔
I’m sorry but giving someone a free pass on their wrong/bad behaviors just because they’re hot it’s not okay, at least not for me. 🙂↕️
They always come back anyway but too late. 🙂↕️
I’m that dude that men tell him they’re not ready to date but one week later they get into a relationship, you know that dude? That’s me. ☺️
Me every morning reminding myself it’s okay to be short and chunky. 🥰
Silly otter after a shower. 💪🏼🫧🦦
Idk. 🙈
Dry Spell by Kacey Musgraves is a song about me. ☺️
Okay. 🙂↕️🫶🏼
It pisses me off. 🙂↕️
When I say it is Aspirin with the A and the S scrapped off and no one gets it. 😔
If you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound. 🙂↕️
😍
I have no idea. 😂
🥹🫶🏼
Babeeeee 🥰🤗
Hitting on me on social media but pretending you don’t know me or I don’t even exist when you see me in person it’s a behavior I’d never understand. 🙂↕️
🙈🙈🙈
Good morning, keep me in your thoughts, nothing bad happened, I just want you to think about me. 🥰
🦦🫶🏼
Noooo. 🥹
🙈🙈🙈
I almost forget about hump day! 🦦💛
Hotel without el is you, okay bye. 😳
Awe. You too, babe. 🫶🏼🥰
Those muscle relaxers knocked me down. 🥹🦦
I think so. I’m going back tomorrow for my back issues. 🥹
My doctor says that everything looks good but I’m a bit overweight for my height, can y’all talk to him? 😔
