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March 6, 2021: I'm surprised I names l managed to fit all three on the park bench, and in the same frame.
From Top-To-Bottom: Stella, Bobby, and Deuce.
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Psssssst! Millennials, don't forget to bring your fellow Gen Z-ers with you.
I just thought this meme was funny.
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#Millennials
#GenZ
“China will never be able to replicate our technology”. — Elon Musk
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#ElonMuskIsATool
#ChineseElonMusk
#Tesla
I regularly ask myself, ‘Can a woman become President of our Nation?’
Hmmm, I wonder...
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#MadamePresident
#StateSecrets
#Girlfriends
#StillBetterThanTheAlternative
They say beauty is skin deep. So until I'm deep, deep inside; I can't make an assessment.
#BeautyIsSkinDeep
#DeepDownInside
#AreYouBeautiful
#NotShallow
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Happy National Coming Out Day.
I'm sure this is meaningless in my profile, but just in case, please know this is a safe space.
#HappyNationalComingOutDay
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I've got nothing.
★DIES IN AFRIKAANS★
#ElonMuskIsATool
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FOX is the trashiest of all five networks. Why haven't they greenlit this yet? I'd totally watch.
The Real Housewives Of Fox.
Starring:
Donna Tubbs-Brown
Francine Smith
Linda Belcher
Marge Simpson
Lois Griffin
And Special Guest Star:
“Blac Ch... Angela Kardashian”
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Do you have an itch that NEEDS to be scratched?
#ScratchThatItch
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August 5, 2024: I would love to say that this is me after my daily three-mile run, but alas, it's not. This is me after walking the puppies for 10 minutes on a 100⁰+ / 100% humidity kind of day.
Three more weeks of summer.
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March 11, 2024: Uh-oh. I'm having that dream again. I'm in a restaurant, wearing only my trunks and my socks.
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July 21, 2024: Stella moved!
From Left-To-Right: Deuce, Bobby, and Stella.
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April 22, 2024: Not-So-Dear Sun,
Please go away forever, never to return.
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April 22, 2023: Look Ma! No eyeglasses!
#NoEyeglasses
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I can't speak about childbirth; but I did pass a kidney stone in 2004. Doctors say passing a kidney stone is more painful than childbirth & amputation of a finger. I would rather pass a kidney stone than to listen to a second of TayTay’s “music”.
#TaylorSwift
#Swifties
#TorturedSouls
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April 25, 2024: Damn! My pre-Scarface days.
#PreScarface
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Especially after I bundle the Flavor-Aid with the 99 & 100 digital editions of The Tortured Poets Department. One will include a live bonus track of passing gas into a mike; the other one a recital of all the individuals’ (who have wronged me) addresses.
#TaylorSwift
#Swifties
#DrinkingTheFlavorAid
Did you know that Nan Martin —known to all of you as Mrs. Frieda Claxton— plays Amanda Krueger (Freddy Krueger’s mother) in the A Nightmare On Elm Street movie series?
No? You're welcome.
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Tsk tsk tsk. Greta is watching you.
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#TurtlesDoingCokeLines
#PlasticStraws
#WhenYouDontRecycle
#Turtles
#GretaThunberg
*Ding Dong*
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#Skeletor
#ToysForTwats
#GoFuckYourself
#NeedyBitches
May 31, 2024: I'm trying to wear my hat at just the perfect jaunty angle.
Did I succeed?
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*DIES IN SPANISH*
#PrideMonth
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May 25, 2024: Attention ß¡tches, to all the mean girls (read: all gay men) out there; you better start being nice to me and start kissing the ring.
I got a few numbers off last night’s Powerball! I won't tell how much I won, but the signs around will tell you all you need to need.
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My username in the apps.
#JesusInTheStreetsSatanInTheSheets
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I can't really work a piece of clay into a piece of beautiful art.
That being said, I CAN do the rest. If you don't get off, I don't get off. Even if the train is packed. Or empty.
Wait, what was I talking about?
#FitsOfEcstasyAndPassion
#AndTotalScreamingAbandon
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Perhaps I'm reading too much into things, but isn't it sad that people as old as Harrison Butker -millennials and Z-ers- think Taylor Swift came up with ‘familiarity breeds contempt’?
Silly me, I thought Jesus Loves You (Boy George) came up with it.
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August 13, 2022: I'm angry at something, or another. Apparently.
Bah humbug!
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If ever, you find yourself in your car and, all of a sudden, Taylor Swift’s “music” comes on; here's a survival tip for you.
You're welcome.
#TaylorSwift
#TaylorSwiftMusic
#Swifties
#SurvivalTips
#HappyMothersDay
#JustBurnItDown
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I ❤️ Roger Smith, the sexually ambiguous alien.
#RogerSmith
#AmericanDad
#BoredAF
#SlutOnHerPeriod
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