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My work here is done.

you: hulk l'idiot
me: hulk le professeur

If anyone reading this wants to become the first person since the '90s to make a non-Japanese language game on the SNES version of RPG Maker 2 / RPG Tsukuru 2, here's a reminder you can now do this:

After nearly a year (hooray for unmedicated ADHD), here's the fifth and final part of my look at the few existing SNES RPG Maker games made in English. Features dragons and strippers (male and female)!

Tumblr: nintendoduo.tumblr.com/post/8093834...
Neocities: nintendoduo.neocities.org/snesrpgmaker5

This blew up. Check out my website: garfield

XBAND taunt screen for Madden 95, showing users Aftershock (flaming skull icon, taunt: "You will lose") and mrmxy (Guybrush Threepwood icon, taunt: "Yeah well you fight like a cow")

they were curated, though all modems (SNES, SFC, Genesis, Saturn) had different icons. these days you can request a custom icon in the revival server. here's my Guybrush!

Should probably link this thread to this other one about current XBAND going ons (only a few games are playable right now, at least until someone who's crazy good at assembly enables more) bsky.app/profile/mrmx...

We don't have Canadian arthouse cinemas here so I've been binging the show very slowly as I wait for the movie to reach streaming. I do know it borrows heavily from BTTF, which feels very JM McNab-coded, as all the kids say.

We were allowed to show supporting material during a presentation on "extreme personalities" in Philosophy class, so my group took up two class hours showing The Fast and the Furious (2001) and then did a 2-minute presentation that was like "it is bad to drive fast"

Screenshot from Nirvana the Show the Band the Episode 7 showing JM McNab, with the subtitle "JM McNab"

@jmmcnab.bsky.social I have to be the 137th person seeing this 18 year old thing this week and going oh shit

oh shit, I figured he was some TV kids show host or something!

Found a good console for your light gun! bsky.app/profile/mrmx...

Photo of a bootleg Famicom console in its box. The console is shaped like a Nintendo 64 controller and comes with a Sega Genesis-type controller and a light gun that looks like a real pistol. The box shows artwork of a black ops-type soldier with night vision goggles.

Back of the N64 controller, shaped console, showing a slot for inserting NES-type cartridges on the back.

Photo of the realistic light gun on its own, showing it has a Sega Genesis-type plug for connecting it to the console.

The back of the console's box, showing small screenshots of various NES-type games and the same artwork of the black ops soldier.

Blessed by a sighting of the bootleg NES that's shaped like a Nintendo 64 controller, which comes with another controller you can hook into the controller, a realistic light gun, 15 built in games, and artwork of a black ops-type soldier that looks like none of those games. buyee.jp/mercari/item...

Been trying to remember the lyrics to "Cars" without looking them up, here's what I got so far:

Here in my car
This is my car
Look at my car
I love my car
(My car)

The Japanese Poké-Rap makes the US one look like hardcore gangsta rap.

YouTube video by MrMxy Anime Karaoke Series: Pocket Monsters 1 (Tomy Kiss-Site VCD) - neoなポケモン言えるかな?

Found a dump of this Pokémon karaoke VCD and extracted the videos, which turns out aren't unique to this game, but I'm putting this on YT anyway so ppl looking this up don't spend 2 hours figuring this out like me. It appears to be the (very) Japanese equivalent of the Poké-rap youtu.be/xb8aIB-MW94

YES, *still* still thinking about this bsky.app/profile/mrmx...

Photo of a Tomy Kiss-site karaoke mini console with a power adapter, microphone, AV cable, and three mini VCD discs in their cases.

Screenshot from a Tomy Kiss-site karaoke game. Two girls rendered in very late 90s/early 2000s 3D models dance in front of an empty pink/purple horizon. On the lower part of the screen are Japanese lyrics and the words "(Woo Love Revolution)" Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyGAkER9q5A

Hey who wants a Tomy Kiss-Site karaoke mini console with three of its VCD mini-discs for $11.51? Didn't know this existed and have no interest in karaoke but I'm considering it. Apparently there's a Pokémon game for this but I can't find any footage or even screenshots of it buyee.jp/mercari/item...

This is accurate. We got DBZ villains hiding out here like the Nazis in Argentina.

with apologies to Alan Moore

P3- THE CLOWN IN THE AUDIENCE LOOKS AT THE CLOWN PERFORMING... CLOWN: HOLD ON, THAT'S ME P4- BOTH THE CLOWNS' HEADS EXPLODE AS THE DOCTOR AND THE REST OF THE AUDIENCE CONTINUE TO SMILE, SEEMINGLY AMUSED BY THE GORY SPECTACLE

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- A CLOWN SITTING IN FRONT OF A DOCTOR... CLOWN: DOCTOR, I'M HORRIBLY DEPRESSED DOCTOR: I HAVE A SPLENDID IDEA P2- THE CLOWN AND THE DOCTOR, BOTH HOLDING ICE CREAM CONES AND SMILING, ARE IN THE AUDIENCE AT A CIRCUS, WATCHING AN IDENTICAL CLOWN PERFORM...

YouTube video by Fumi Daiwa Securities Nintendo Collab "MY TRADE"(1988) Conmercial

I don't think Popeye appeared in the actual software, though, based on this ad where some kids tell their stock-trading mom to get off the dang Nintendo www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBC3...

I... I was. Also, I wonder if there are still people in Japan who primarily know Popeye as "that deformed mascot for the software I used to trade stocks in my Nintendo Famicom"

"This is a wonderful dog I made out of modeling clay" is a perfect sentence.

Screenshot from Madden NFL 95 (Sega Genesis) showing some football players in the touchdown area with text that says "TOUCHDOWN BY M. BUTTS"

I would have gotten around to this game years ago if I'd known I could get this screenshot

YouTube video by MrMxy Madden NFL 95 (Genesis) Online XBAND Match in 2026

Just posted a video of me and a guy in the US playing the Genesis version of Madden 95 online via XBAND. I didn't know it was Super Bowl week when I recorded this a few days ago. I don't know anything about American football in general, as my gameplay will probably make clear. youtu.be/JhTWfCRyC2Q

Still thinking about this NES game with voice acting

This game looks fucking incredible. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRQQ...

Photo of a Famicom StudyBox, a peripheral for loading cassette tapes on a Famicom console, next to a red cassette that says "English" and some Japanese characters.

A Famicom StudyBox mounted on top of a Famicom console, with a cassette loaded in. Source: https://zorchenhimer.com/studybox/

Screenshot of a Famicom game showing a glasses-wearing dog smiling as he holds a sign that says "I'm Johnny" next to a smiling girl who signals in his direction.

Screenshot of a Famicom game showing a smiling monkey standing in the middle of a dirt road in a forest, in front of a truck with a person inside. A subtitle says: "Hello. I'm called Monkey. What's your name?"

I don't mean to spam (post more than once a day) but I just keep finding cool shit I didn't know about. Today's is the Famicom StudyBox, a peripheral for loading NES edutainment games via cassettes. There's one where a talking (on NES!) dog named Johnny teaches you English. buyee.jp/mercari/item...