Shifty Bench

Spent some time in the woods this weekend. Went Squatchin’

I am so bad at this Bluesky thing. Uh, pet your cat, drink more rum, give me your espresso machine if you get raptured.

Final results of the CSB Tier List! I think we scored them all pretty well.

Every 60 seconds in America, a wild animal is devoured live by RFK Jr.

Opinion: My Favorite Beach Boys are Finally Reunited in the Afterlife: Brian Wilson, Dennis Wilson, and Charlie Manson I choose to take solace in the fact that he crossed over into the afterlife and reunited with my other favorite Beach Boys, his younger brother Dennis, and psychotic cult leader and murderer Charlie M...

Opinion: My Favorite Beach Boys are Finally Reunited in the Afterlife: Brian Wilson, Dennis Wilson, and Charlie Manson

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A SKELTEN SAYS "I AM NOT HERE TO DEBATE , I M HERE TO KICK ASS AND LIST MY OPINIONS ON FOOD, AND IM ALL OUT OF ASS!!!!!!!!!!" - MORE THOGHT'S ON THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne LINK IN MY BIO TOO -ADMIN

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Any cocktail can be made with Malort if you're brave enough

It’s hard for @alchemist0.bsky.social and I to be the funniest people on earth.

My friends are cool as fuck! Saving me from a major headache!

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

Today we celebrate Him

@scalzi.com is coming to Phoenix Fan Fusion! This may be what pushes me into going!

A digital drawing of a bird-like anthropomorphic creature walking through a golden magical doorway. He wears a yellow and orange Pierrot style costume. Behind him is a magical purple and pink background. He carries a red and pink magical gemstone in his left hand. Around his waist is a belt with some small bags and a dagger.

the doorman

Oh god another app to deal with, uh CAT PICTURE GO

“No! I’m a large absent minded spirit!”

The ghost of Christmas present is my favorite part. Forever outfit inspiration.

Honestly, the Ghost of Christmas past got Scrooge in one fell swoop. The rest really came through to hammer that stake right in.

The Love is Gone is the most fucking heart wrenching song in this fucking movie, and it’s a fucking shame that they hide it in the extras version on Disney. Should be front and center all the time!

Happy “‘When Love is Gone” is a necessary part of The Muppet Christmas Carol” to all those who celebrate!! 🤪

“Here is my Christmas speech! Thank you all and Merry Christmas!’

Fozzie’s short part in a Muppet Christmas Carol is one of the best parts, especially with Jacob and Marley’s comments about leaving comedy to the bears.

25 days of Muppet Christmas carol begins now
@llamakins.bsky.social

Today begins my 25 days of a Muppet Christmas Carol. Where I attempt to watch a Muppet Christmas Carol once every single day until Christmas! You are welcome to join me in this endeavor to see who will be crowned the ghost of Christmas something or other.

STOP POSTING and take this seriously.
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

My new bit is going to be referring to America as the Great Satan but otherwise having conventional liberal centrist political views. Joe Biden’s economic policies are setting the Great Satan on the right course for the future

Behold! My son!

You can’t prove anything!