Jon Magpie

kinda fucked up that water dries out your skin like dude you have one thing how are you fucking that up

MCR be like “we’ll carry on” then only do two shows

MCR doing only 2 dates in the UK is so disappointing knowing that most of the fans wont be able to see them. they could do a full actual uk tour and sell out everywhere

Tortie cat laid on a cat tree. Her paw is close to the camera and she is side-eyeing the camera

Tuxedo cat laid in a little house on a cat tree. He looks shocked

One of my cats has a lethal face card and the other is just a silly little guy can you tell which is which

Spent 5 minutes looking in moving boxes for a playstation power cable which i found.

Then spent 5 minutes looking for a HDMI cable which i found.

I’ve now spent 10 minutes looking for where i put the power cable after i first found it.

idk if the urge to start a mask collection is a masculine one or a non binary one but i’ve got it

congrats!! cant wait to see you play the third one when that comes out 😊

portrait of Sypha, Trevor, and Alucard from Netflix’s Castlevania with their child. taken from the complete boxset

I am going to scream

im gonna say that to you now every time you’re nice to me

dont play with my feelings catherinehascoffee

someone play nightreign with me i will give you big forehead kiss

it must be very confusing living with me like i just went to take Ren garlic bread but i forgot the garlic bread so from their perspective i just walked into the room with an empty plate, looked confused, and walked away

oh believe me pointing that out was a significant portion of my reply lmao

told my landlords agent today that we’re not renewing our lease and they told me that we apparently didn’t pay a months rent 2 years ago. i sent them proof we did pay and they stopped replying lmaooooo

new unstoppable force vs immovable object discovered

Changing my name on all games to Jet2 holiday so nothing can beat me

Don’t want to start an argument with my hot takes but wyverns always have two legs and dragons can have any number of legs including two

Sussy the magpie from Kpop demon hunters

When you’re mean to me just know this is who you’re being mean to

is the bumble in bumblebee actually a part of their name or a PR thing to make them seem friendlier

hey Ginge. what the fuck

always here if you need sound advice

i asked and apparently its actually its absolutely fine

ggs new york you’ve done good there

why do i kind of want to play date everything

a picture of a green bunny with the words dining area me in pool on it ALT: a picture of a green bunny with the words dining area me in pool on it

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how do i get off ‘people arguing about Sabrina carpenter’s album cover’ side of tiktok because now i have opinions about something i could not care less about

I am 🔴 LIVE 🔴 over on twitch for the first day of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 ✨🫶🏻🌿

EXPEDITION 33

some days ill have a really easy task to do and ill think “well thats easy that can wait until tomorrow” and then the next day ill think “oh well thats easy that can wait until tomorrow” and then 3 weeks later ill think