🙂‍↔️ jeff 🙂‍↔️

petrified rock park, lemmon, south dakota, 1987

petrified rock park, lemmon, south dakota, 1987

I can't take any credit, I just repost it because it makes me laugh every time. It's all the deft work of @mentallyeel.bsky.social

suburban Maryland version of this was "the other swim team's coach"

Black crowned night heron in a Humboldt penguin exhibit

bro thinks he's on the team 😂😂😭😭😭

I'm sure this is how WWII veterans felt about punk music, but the aesthetics of streaming are just terrible. Someone walking through a weirdly empty room in a barren new build to sit down at an awful plasticky gaming chair. Disgusting.

of these i guess it's the g2. the uniballs tend to blob, the sharpie is underwhelming, the precise and the big marker make me wish i was writing with a razor, and the regular crystal pens are always hit-or-miss

because i'm a doofus classic jeff writing loadout is the aluminum muji fountain pen w/mini piston, red razor point, pentel sharp 0.5 (the forest green) or 0.7 (the nice blue)

distressed to google for a picture and instead learn that pilot recently discontinued the razor point ii

perfect subject for a perfect episode

i probably hadn't listened to "no you c'mon" since my college radio days and... it's good!

achewood May 10, 2004: Chris Isaak Appreciation Club. roast beef has the new chris isaak album. ray brings over bottled cokes. the cats dress in a short sleeve western shirt and double breasted nudie suit (??) respectively. ray says "Man, listen to how nice all his guitar notes are." roast beef replies "These guitar notes are so good dude" alt text: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU (creamy guitar solo)

this is lambchop, to me

been listening to lambchop all day. they have so many albums and they're all good

lmao central upsetting childhood memory of this being my one big birthday present when i turned seven, spending the next day building it and minutes after i finished my sister (who would have been four) smashed it to pieces and threw the speedboats at the wall so they broke

Oh man I loved this little plane so much

i think of this tweet so often lol

wpa surveyor -> one semester of college -> draftsman -> bomber navigator -> fha architect -> city surveyor (after retirement)

? -> usaaf logistics officer -> va bureaucrat

The parallels between the domestic battle against US slavery in the 19th century and the battle against 21st century US/Israeli subjugation and genocide of Palestine are unmistakable.

Both Senators from Pennsylvania voting to allow Trump to launch a war on Iran is a stain on the states modern political history.

reservations recommended: no

lambchop nixon

🛸big week in night shades world

🛸🛸it’s the first week of the new $75 flat rate. only 2 stories this month!

🛸🛸we’re still open for subs!

🛸🛸i’ll be lurking awp with stickers!

🛸much to consider

TERA CHAD Clavicular has been MOGGED by Iranian missile strikes in DUBAI, leaving him DEAD and AURALESS... only to be reborn as an anime horse girl?? watch "Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Lead the Charge Kurabikyura-kun!!!" on Crunchyroll today

an ewok may be chill but an ewok can never be calm

various prints by my desk: gnome watching railway train, the lackawanna valley, r. crumb “history of america,” nps 1913 keweenaw copper strike centennial, print of a steel mill i bought from a the guy from lambchop’s bar in nashville when it closed,

“this is perfect. the gnome will remind him about eternity.”

you know it

gonna go with the print of “the lackawanna valley” i stole from my landlord and the ptc el car print i got from robinson in get-up

unrolled print of “gnome watching railway train” (1848). it’s kind of plasticky and reflective

my ebay print-on-demand print of spitzweg’s “gnome watching railway train” has arrived

i’m so sorry. what a good cat.

“two quarter-pound patties, a delicious Big Arch sauce, and of course some lettuce” has almost the same rhythm as "a decadent chocolate mousse for me,"