Jenny

My eunuch bit me

Why do people honk in drive thrus. Who's it even directed at

I love you humboldt squid. Majestic

I woke him up

My take on the weed at festivals discourse is that it does smell bad as fuck and I don't get why people still smoke. I'm high rn but it tastes like beautiful sour rasbberrys like in the bible

Manifesting corn for you to eat today. Be blessed

Me every day after having coffee, a redbull, and adderall with no breakfast: ughhh I feel terrible i want to die and i cant even see why who would have predicted this would make me sick again

I keep getting ads for some ai writing app that "helps you write a story in minutes"....because the ai does it for you. Why don't you fuck my wife too. Sickos

Maybe he should stick to making bad cars

Anybody else just see a rocket blow up on the way to target

Oh fuck yesss ashley brought me a cold hot dog at work

Lovey Moos 🐮💕🐮 Prints on my sh0p at EmimooPaints.com 💖🫶🏻💫 Please repost to help me buy a lil printer! 🙏🏻💕✨

Beautiful squirrel

i forgive you

On top of everything culvers was so packed i was there for 25 minutes and they didn't even take 1 order like they were back there curding the cheeses by hand. I didn't even get a conk crete mixer I went home mixless and curdless bc I ran out of gas

2 brothers

oh god

Every time I hear police sirens now I think yall better not be FIGHTING IN THE YARD

I was at the office for over 11 hours today because I was writing about all the redneck brawls we have had in the last week and i only got to tuesday. Save me adderall

Last night I had a dream that we had to make a last minute change to the paper after they were printed and I had to stay up all night fixing all of them by hand which could mean nothing

I got banned from a big discord server (that's imploding and banning people for nothing unrelated to me) right after posting a new fic so im thinking about dedicating the next chapter to them

I got a raise..ok yay...

I saw my niece

I read a post one time about how important it is to have multiple drinks at work and today I brought 3 drinks to work and made another the second I got here. Yes including my taupe Stanley cup

Look at him. Look at him

the nefarious twins

I realized i said rotations per minute.

Most important part about making a new dnd character is do they like cilantro