Michael Mearns

Mike's World Season 21:

Mike vs The 200th Day of Sobriety
Mike vs The Cowboys From Hell (feat. Pantera)
Mike vs The Doomed City
Mike vs The Skeletour (feat. Ghost)
Mike vs The New Laptop
Mike vs The Problems with Modern Gaming

Season Finale:
Mike vs The Guy from YOU Returns (feat. Penn Badgley)

I really, REALLY need to see Oba Femi vs Gunther at Wrestlemania 42.
Book it, you cowards!!
#NXTStandandDeliver

Imagine going back in time to 2005.

Someone asks:

"Okay, wise guy. Prove you're from the future. Who is the US President in 2025?"

"Donald Trump"

"Donald Trump?
That guy from The Apprentice? The "You're Fired" guy?
Do you really think I'm fucking stupid?"

I am just going to let it slide regarding the fact that I already booked heel Cena and heel Rock as an unstoppable Hollywood faction back on GM Mode in Smackdown vs RAW 2007, I will let it slide......

Where's my f*cking paycheck HHH???

We finally got what we wanted for 20 years. #EliminationChamber

2025 has become the year where I actually need to ask customers "have you tried the front door?" whenever they have trouble finding the delivery driver.

How the f*ck did we get here?

I don't see us becoming a multi-planetary species any time soon. 😥

Stupid and irresponsible customers really stress me out.
They keep doing stupid things that can easily be avoided if they actually knew common sense.

Mike's World Season 20:

Mike vs The Turkish Empire
Mike vs The Bawbag on the Beach
Mike vs The Christmas Special
Mike vs The Lazy Day
Mike vs The Bingo Bango
Mike vs The UNO Games
Mike vs The Flight Back Home
Mike vs The Search for Common Sense Part 2

Finale:
Mike vs The 150th Day of Sobriety

Is anyone's Netflix cutting out? #WWERAW

The NBC News Live stream totally f*cks up and buffers during Trump's oath.
I cannot make this shit up.
This is indeed a bad omen.

What has this got to do with the topic I posted?

The Recruiter and Thanos are probably the two most entertaining characters in Squid Game 2.

Just one time I would like to enter a taxi and tell the driver to "follow that car" like in the movies just to see if that shit actually works. 😂

Mike's World Season 19 is here:

Mike vs The Bluesky Account
Mike vs The TV Licence Guy Returns
Mike vs The Christmas Market
Mike vs The Illuminati
Mike vs The US Election
Mike vs The Nine Masked Gentlemen (ft. Slipknot)
Mike vs The 100th Day of Sobriety

Finale:
Mike vs The Search for Common Sense

Serious question.

If you are expecting a delivery and you receive a phone call informing you "your driver is outside, please meet with your driver"

Where is the first place you look?

Depending on your answer.
I will either applaud your common sense or be very concerned for the future of humanity.

Haven't posted one on here yet. Here's my Gym Face.

How the f*ck do shoe laces just randomly manage to untie themselves?
Has anyone ever actually tried to investigate this strange phenomenon?

X is that way 👉

I had one of those little moments when someone wasted my time due to doing something very ignorant and stupid so in retaliation I decided to purposefully waste their time.

I don't normally like doing petty things like that but that was a rare occasion where it was absolutely necessary.

Jim Cornette needs to run for president only because I really need to see the debates between himself and Donald.

Remember new users are coming on daily, unsure of engagement. The more posts you like and reply to, the strong the platform becomes !

Uber Eat machines are probably the most infuriating things I have ever had to work with.

I mean the one thing that will really rot your brain more than anything is listening to politicians talk a load of shite.

Do you ever get one of those illnesses where you immediately think the following words:
"F*ck this! I am not leaving this house!"?

The rest of the season is available on Threads. Still currently under contract. It's complicated. 😳