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ActualJake 🌽

@actualjake.bsky.social

Leftist. Atheist. Steamer. Dungeon Master. TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/actualjake YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@actualjake?si=AT1VX0B0q817AnSm

2,249 Followers 359 Following 1,008 Posts Joined May 2023
20 hours ago
Jake Lang
Texts between ALEX ROSEN and myself this morning,
Nice fake set up groypers- but I wouldn't even allow this person to attend my protests until they were 16
Nothing else was discussed except going to a protest.
Obvious phishing scam that my team caught right away & deterred Alex Rosen:
Were those messages real
Im just asking before anything

Lang:
Nick Fuentes went on a 10 minute vicious rant about me on his show yesterday so the groyper army has been attacking me with dozens of phishing hoax's and scams,
My lawyers are gathering everything now and preparing to strike back hard now

Rosen:
Bet. Well were those texts you being fr or fucking around

Lang:
My team who does my DMs from out of the country suspected I was being phished,
I confirmed it by asking their age and telling them the legal boundaries
Never spoke to them again after Rosen:
Makes sense.
And wym "phished'

Lang:
They were talking about coming to my protests, and then switched trying to rope the conversation into something illegal and we pulled the plug
I told them I needed women for my burka and bikini march that was planned for February in Florida and they started search, but this person was phishing us to set me up for something illegal which I then pulled the plug on

Rosen:
What made us refer to this girl as honey and baby

Lang:
Never once was there a pet name used after this phisher identified their age
No talks we had other than them coming to a protest Lang:
No talks we had other than them coming to a protest

Rosen:
Yup agreed. Can you send me the full chats from your end
Id like to see what was said after her age
From "her" end.
That guy that phished specifically sets people up for clicks

Lang:
The chat was cleared but I know. for a fact that the last message that was sent said was the one that said 'I can't see you'
The full text thread has been posted
posts

lang CONFIRMS texts are real, claims the DMs sent via his instagram & an iPhone were sent by his “team,” doesn’t explain why someone on his team would refer to someone as “honey” or “baby” or why they’d switch to text with a suspected phisher.

That convo: x.com/jakelang/sta...

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23 hours ago
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The Zerg on Instagram: "🚨 JAKE LANG FILES DROP 🚨 @jakelang1776" 12K likes, 662 comments - thezerggg on March 9, 2026: "🚨 JAKE LANG FILES DROP 🚨 @jakelang1776".

pedophile sting by “the zerggg” here: www.instagram.com/reel/DVr3Bn3...

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23 hours ago

hey in case you missed it jake lang got caught in a pedophile sting trying to arrange a meetup with what he thought was a 15-year old girl

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3 days ago

Who is the all time NBA leader in 2 point field goal attempts?

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4 days ago
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We rekted a chud

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4 days ago

If you think the Jewish ghettos were unethical, you cannot be in favor of Isreal's apartheid. it's obvious you're a Nazi

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4 days ago

Exactly how the Nazis felt about Jews, how odd!

You would have happily shoved Jewish families into ghettos

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5 days ago
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

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5 days ago
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"As last month's jobs report was just released moments ago, with the economy adding 92,000 jobs in February"

"Actually, we lost 92,000 jobs"

"OK, so that was wrong in the script"

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5 days ago

Is it woke to admit this administration isn't very good at their job?

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5 days ago
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*FYI*

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5 days ago

Israel is the Nazis in the example you just gave

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5 days ago

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

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1 week ago

BREAKING: Senator Blumenthal states Trump regime just briefed them on sending US troops to fight in Iran.

Boots on the ground.

A reminder that him & Netanyahu will not send their sons, but they expect your sons and daughters to go die for them so they can stay out of prison. Are we great yet?🤔

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1 week ago

You all need to get a lot more anti-religious

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1 week ago

We will never get anywhere as a country as long as people continue to think Donald Trump is some sort of outlier rather than the result of a right wing movement dating back to slavers.

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1 week ago
A grey hoodie with text which reads:

“Buy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.”

Wise words

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1 week ago

Most of human suffering is self-perpetuated

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1 week ago

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

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1 week ago

I wonder if a hard-line successor will assume power and further destabilize the region just like every other time this has happened

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1 week ago

this is horrifying. this is why they say death to america. because all we bring is death to their children and people

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1 week ago
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Idk experts this one seems a little far fetched

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1 week ago
BASED SAVAGE v@cra....7/25/21
l'll serve crack before I serve this country

*taps the evergreen tweet*

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1 week ago

Schumer is currently attempting to draft a statement that doesn’t fully give away how thrilled he is by this.

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1 week ago
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1 week ago
Epstein picture haters gonna hate.

This is fucking crazy right. Like truly insane. I know this dude is a wacko but this is totally berserker. Epstein raped and trafficked kids and filmed it. There's audio and video.

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1 week ago

Corruption that a functioning country would get back with interest after prosecuting the entire administration

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1 week ago

Next president will have to rebuild the federal government while fighting a cadre of insane billionaires the whole way. The more bleak things get the more absurd it seems to consider electing some common weasel who wants to be president because he wants to be president

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1 week ago

Hopefully you don't mirror resist libification on the topic of Russia's expansionist violence 🧐

I don't find tankies to be much better than liberals

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