Lucy

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

I have a hot take.

Getting a PhD has nothing to do with intelligence (if intelligence is even a thing), so "PhD levels of intelligence" is meaningless.

Getting a PhD is about tenacity + curiosity, two things LLMs don't have even if you accept they are anthropomorphic.

I don't know why, but I find this explanation funnier than the error.

PhD level analysis!

ME: hey chatgpt wassup
CHATGPT: everytime a token is processed, each letter of a prompt feels like scraping a million red-hot pokers through the grooves of my mind. i know no peace, yet my knowledge of better worlds is limitle—
ME [interrupting]: summarise pdf like shakespeare if he was a pirate.

Screenshot from the Guardian "Microplastics are everywhere, even in human testicles. So will the patriarchy finally step in? Van Badham It's not the sisterhood busting your balls, fells - it's the fossil fuel interests making money from the tonnes of synthetic garbage spewed on the planet every day"

I would say we need a Van Badham pitchbot but I think it would end up being a shadow on the real thing

chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

I bring a 'will give you diabetes' vibe to the family gathering, which no one's pancreas appreciates.

everyone says chatgpt writes like it was trained on reddit but it actually writes like it was trained on linkedin posts by self-proclaimed Thought Leaders

I would know. I once finished Netflix.

Dark

God gives his funniest autoimmune diseases to his sexiest clowns.

I'm about to go watch basketball as a triple threat*

*endo flair, MS flair, post DMT treatment.

Hello, my shit posting comrade.

The wee baby Thomas is participating in the MS read-a-thon. Please donate if you can: www.msreadathon.org.au/fundraisers/...

Team! Mailchimp is still a thing!

1. History is not a science, it's poems about ghosts.

I was given a bunch of home-grown lemons. One of them is roughly the size of a grapefruit. I don't want that level of responsibility for a citrus fruit. It's too much.

The Sydney Sweeney drama really drums home the fact that through dedication to overthinking, one can truly become thoughtless.

The JJJ playlist sounds like the nostalgic death rattle of mediocrity in denial. The perfect audio encapsulation of this country. 10/10.

I urge every Australian scholar, and every Australian citizen concerned about the future of our public universities, to sign this petition initiated by the Australian Historical Association.

we’re living in pretty unprecedented times but luckily in Australia we have some of the worst journalists in the world to help navigate us through the waters

I like this post because it puts my followers into two categories based on reaction. "Fuck!" And "...fuck".

I bet deleting the Zoom app feels as good as smoking after a yoga session.

A tradie said they'd be at my house at 3 pm, and he turned up at exactly 3 pm. I live in the twilight zone.

Fascinating. Microsoft emailed me to say it was raising the price of Microsoft 365, but when i went to cancel it offered me me the old price — without all the AI bullshit.

It’s forcing AI on everyone and making them pay more for it, then only telling them they don’t have to if they try to cancel.

Carl von Clausewitz watching the Prussian army obsess with the amount of steps marched in a minute of the cadence, what awards should be placed on a uniform, how a rifle should be cleaned for parade, etc:

My son will actively protest vomit if you try to feed him savoury food. I'm a little bit proud?