KirbySuperSucc

where my feet lovers at?

Just ran over 2 dogs on my morning drive to work. Doesn't beat my personal best of 5 but it's a good start. I'll see if I can squeeze some more on my way back.

anyone else like to grab lizards by their tails and swing them around til they come flying off?

just need a woman with pretty legs to put them around my neck maybe then I'll be ok

I did a thing

here's some news it's raining today

Looking for MORE A Hat in Time? If only there was an ambitious project by the fans with:

- Scale similar to the original A Hat in Time✅
- In development for 6 years✅
- Brand new story campaign & mechanics✅
- Many new characters & levels✅
- And most importantly, lots of funnies✅

I need her to choke me with her legs

Editorial cartoon by the Onion’s Kelly, featuring Weird Al polishing his Grammys while Michael Jackson looks on from above.

Aww, you guys!! Thanks so much for all the wonderful birthday wishes. And special thanks to the great Stan Kelly for gifting me with my very own Kelly cartoon!

that must suck

stop that

hi kendrick

does the school blow up often?

Sonic x Shadow generations tonight. My grandmothers funeral was today and I told my mom im not going. I literally spit in her face. Do not let me down sonic.

What was "The Incident" at your wait holy shit did that school just blow up oh my god

I couldn't control myself and bought the digital deluxe of sonic x shadow gens kill me

yeah!!

it goes hard

the horny toad

gonna be reposting some older art for da new folks

more than likely

So I’ve blocked you. Wondering why?
Please consult the criteria below:

✔️You done a racism.
✔️You done a sexism.
✔️You done a bi-erasure.
✔️You heckin disrespected sex work.
✔️You called me “Kind and Cuckold”

Bluesky is my weapon of justice, and the block button my bullet. Pow.

🦶🤤

posting gore of my comfort character ❤️

hello chris

yeah shut down your mainframe lol

you are not a hacker bro 😭😭

looking for fortnite gf

what if shawty don't fw parkour civilization?

Ema Skye from the Ace Attorney series holding two micropipettes pointing upwards with crossed arms, as if they were weapons. Her luminol glasses cover her eyes and she's got a giant smirk on her face. Behind her she overlaps giant text that says "SCIENCE BEGETS TRUTH."

SCIENCE BEGETS TRUTH✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*