@georgerobbins.bsky.social
Air Force Vet. Comedy Writer. Girl Dad. Trump hater.
Just think, if Colonel Sanders had used Signal, we’d all be making KFC at home.
31.03.2025 22:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The USA joined the fight 27 months after WW2 started. Has Vance bothered to thank the EU for holding Hitler at bay for over 2 years?
31.03.2025 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is what being a federal employee looks like right now. This was last night during his ranting. This girl works for SSA in Kentucky. This girl is my daughter.
05.03.2025 17:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump’s spiritual advisor, Paula White says if we don’t send her our February salary we’ll suffer consequences. I guess that means biblical smiting? I don’t know exactly what smiting is, but it costs extry at the Hoo Hoo parlor. I can’t send my salary, I’m retired. But I can send a stool sample!
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Russia has just replaced May Day with February 28th.
01.03.2025 00:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yes, but it’s not very difficult for me. I live with 4 women, my money left long ago😂
28.02.2025 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some media troll told Zelensky he needs to wear a suit when he meets in the White House and Capitol. You know, like Elon.
28.02.2025 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump is selling a gold card that he says will grant citizenship to foreigners. The cost…$5 million dollars. That’s right, The Country Formerly known as America has a cover charge.
25.02.2025 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Let it be written…
25.02.2025 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The FAA will use Musk’s Starlink to upgrade their systems. An average of 120 Starlink satellites fall to earth each month. This is goin great!
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Oops
21.01.2025 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All you have to do now is show the dumbass where it is.
16.01.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump has named Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone “Ambassadors to Hollywood”. I’ve got a better idea on what to name them…The Expendables.
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The FDA has banned controversial red dye found in candy, drinks and snacks. I’m more concerned about the orange dye that has ruined the country formerly known as America.
15.01.2025 17:17 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The senate hearing on Secretary of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth was cut short when he discovered it was a cash bar and Susan Collins was on the main stage!
14.01.2025 16:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are rumors Trump is going to reinstate the draft. He said it’s no big deal, it doesn’t mean you have to serve.
14.01.2025 14:44 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Melania Trump said Elon gave her genital warts.
14.01.2025 01:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Carrie Underwood will perform at Trump’s inauguration. I guess if you feel like your career is tanking fast enough…
14.01.2025 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The reason these fires continue to grow is because insurance companies need pre-approval to use water.
13.01.2025 18:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brooke Shields said a doctor once gave her a "bonus" vaginal rejuvenation without her consent. She’s since found a new dentist.
13.01.2025 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nice!😂
12.01.2025 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jack Smith just resigned from the Department of Justice. The Department of Justice just resigned from the country formerly known as America.
11.01.2025 21:44 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Do you think trump lies awake at night since he lies while he’s awake all day?
11.01.2025 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Matt Gaetz is coming to Kentucky tonight. He heard it was gonna be in the low teens.
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I can explain why Trump didn’t have his hand over his heart to salute President Carter…It was in Obama’s pocket trying to lift his wallet.
I’m a problem solver dammit.
