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Thing I actually had on my bingo card.

Eww, the worst of the isms.

What a person takes away from that comic is what they bring to it. You can align your annoyance with anyone in that scenario…the barista that is forced to up-sell, the person who’s ordering a plain coffee, the angry person waiting in line or you can just be frustrated by good ole’ consumerism.

I just impressed myself with me own parallel parking. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Things happen. And by Don’s own metrics, the assassination attempts on his life are therefore fine.

My least favourite scent is Kirkland laundry detergent. No contest. Especially when I’m walking the dog and I can smell it venting from neighbourhood dryers.

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Here, take some
toonies for #ToonieTuesday

Most days, I wish that MJ Lenderman’s “Wristwatch” was 12 minutes long instead of a measly 3 minutes and 42 seconds. Total tragedy.

2nd time around on The Bear, I just realized that Chef Terry claimed “Every Second Counts” from her father’s diary & it has deeper meaning than just the efficiency & quality of a kitchen’s food production. Realizing this while I lazily sit on my sofa throwing thousands of seconds away: ironic.

The Burninator!

Started rewatching the Bear and the pilot launches as an absolute masterclass in the filmmaking. Undeniably pinnacle work.

"Christianity is under attack!"

They say as they literally shoot a man of the cloth for doing what his religion tells him to do.

Exactly. Blow shit up.

Ya! Jelly is finicky to make!

quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture

Hahaha! I like jelly, but I feel jam is a superior toast topper. Marmalade is at the top for me.

Subtly downgrade a band:

Pearl Jelly

Zoom call of Jimmy Kimmel writers right now:

I judge that a success.

That’s hilarious. Way back in the mid-oughts when visiting Portland, we went to Ozone Records, spent hours in there and came out with a massive stack of CDs from the local section…Menomena-I Am the Fun Blame Monster(flip book version), The Thermals, 31knots, PDX Pop Now compilations and on and on..

He truly did.

I’m refusing to search up the definition of groyper.
So don’t care.

It’s beautiful! I know how that was made and that’s a lot of work. And it’s perfectly crafted.

Hey parents, good luck keeping up with all the emails from the schools.

Easily.

I’m currently sitting here drinking Crown Royal and Coke, listening to Wall of Voodoo “The Ugly American in Australia Live”, Refused “The Shape of Punk to Come”, and the new Royel Otis album.

Fight Songs

Afyer 26 years this album is still 10/10. No skips. Crazy.

open.spotify.com/album/0wsRyM...