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Jordan Blaskey

@0athbringer.bsky.social

πŸ“ joliet, il πŸ“· photographer 🌿 plant dad πŸ› οΈ amateur stock car mechanic πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈ cyclist 🏁 motorsports fan πŸ“š high fantasy, horror, and sci-fi

11 Followers  |  16 Following  |  4 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.4611

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Really need the Blackhawks to sign a Hispanic goalie named Jesus so I can wear a shirt that says β€œJesus Saves”.

24.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chappell Roan looks like she smells like a McDonald’s ball pit and beef jerky.

15.02.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eating a salad is hauntingly adjacent to living: 90% struggle, 10% reward; we endure the leafy greens to enjoy the delicious bites of cheese, croutons, and dressing at the end.

05.02.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Emery doing a collab album with Hawthorne Heights feels like Thornton’s and Speedway doing a gas station burrito collaboration.

25.11.2024 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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