Crystal Frasier

Crystal Frasier

@amazonchique.bsky.social

Narrative Designer on Universes Beyond for Magic: the Gathering. Writer, illustrator, and game designer. Writer of Cheer Up. Tamer of the Mathmos. Rep: @desir.ee at Looking Glass Lit Opinions are my own.

10,244 Followers 448 Following 5,813 Posts Joined Jun 2023
37 minutes ago

Yall gotta stop giving Hasbro money

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2 days ago

Kat Abughazaleh — who I just noticed has the same birthday as me, a sign of genius — is such a credible, likable progressive candidate that AIPAC and their Renfields have to shell out dollars on the penny to get people to attack her, a prospect so laughable that it leaked, like, RIGHT away

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RAMBO The Real Ghostbusters MIB MEN IN BLACK The Animated Series Back To The Future 
The Animated Series

STOP MAKING LIVE ACTION VERSIONS OF CARTOONS AND GO BACK TO MAKING CARTOON VERSIONS OF LIVE ACTION MOVIES

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Humble Comics Bundle: Indie Comics United: A Super Bundle of Awesome Stuff Celebrate the infinite possibilities of indie comics with this super bundle of the very best, including Stone Fruit, Grimm Tales of Terror, and Heavy Metal!

Some of my favorite small publishers are raising money to help support them as Diamond continues to screw everyone over.

Please give if you can (and get cool books in exchange)

www.humblebundle.com/books/indie-...

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5 days ago

When the elementary school is in a brown country, it's a "compound"

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Cybersix | Deep in My Heart by Coral Egan | Official Opening Theme YouTube video by Anime! on TMS Official Channel

youtu.be/3tEL9u_TPTY?...

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6 days ago

Very!

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6 days ago

It’s important to learn something new every day!

I personally recommend Cyber6, but with your wit, I’m betting you’ll like Captain Simian more; it has amazing banter.

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6 days ago

Only one, but you’ll have to guess

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6 days ago

Man, pull up a chair…

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I don’t expect much from progressive men any more, but man was he a disappointment.

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6 days ago

If the voters want it, isn’t it, by definition, “electable”?

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6 days ago

His insane proclamations and retreats come so fast nowadays, I honestly have no idea what news triggered this.

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1 week ago

This tweet from Alex Hirsch will always be evergreen.

Disney and Pixar are complete fucking cowards.

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1 week ago

The most insidious thing about this “parents should have these conversations with their kids” is that MOST STRAIGHT PARENTS ARE NOT EDUCATED ABOUT GAY PEOPLE! Certainly not as much as the queer people involved in these films.

That’s why we have chemistry experts teach chemistry, for example.

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1 week ago

Kids have gay families.
Some kids are gay.
Gay is not a taboo subject that must be discussed in hushed voices behind closed doors, lest it scar a child’s soul.

Scrubbing gay content is shoving us back in the closet. It’s priming America to treat gay people the way we’re treating trans people.

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1 week ago

“Protect women and “protect children” are the rallying cries of bigotry. We’ve watch in real time how the right’s campaign of protecting children from “force transition” has expanded to stripping care and rights from adults, all orchestrated by pedophiles and rapists.

This is the cry of the bigot.

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1 week ago

Shit man, I’m glad you said something. My takeaway from your videos was that he’s incredibly talented if flawed. I guess I gotta go work on my media literacy…

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1 week ago
Display of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sets for Magic: The Gathering, Universes Beyond

Happy release day to the Magic: The Gathering x Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set! I was honored to get the opportunity to contribute creative text for this set.
#MTGxTMNT #magicthegathering
🎲 🍕 🐢 💥

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1 week ago
A sequence of shots from the TV series MASH. Three surgeons are operating in a mobile army surgical theater, and are masked in cotton masks, wearing cotton caps to cover hair, and aprons. Bright lights are visible in their backgrounds. The first, panel shows Frank Burns (an absolute jerk character but Larry Linville, his actor, was not) saying, “Everybody knows war is Hell”. The second panel shows BJ Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) saying (sarcastically) “ remember, you heard it here last.” The third and fourth panels show Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda) saying, “War isn’t Hell. War is war and Hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse.“ 
5th panel shows Father Mulcahey, the chaplain (William Christopher) saying, “How do you figure that, Hawkeye?” 6th is back to Hawkeye, saying “ Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?” 7th is Fr Mulcahey saying “ Sinners, I believe.” 

The last three panels are all Hawkeye, saying,  “ Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. But war is chock full of them. Little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for a few of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.”

With alt-text:

Agree that I hate this is still relevant.

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The flesh will submit to the will

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hey look a fun history lesson!

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1 week ago

Florida

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1 week ago

Yep. Eventually Hulk Hogan bursts in on you while you’re changing with his media guy. The season is June through January.

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(This is from back when I lived in Florida, naturally)

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There are photos of me topless with Hulk Hogan.

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Washington defends gender-affirming care against unconstitutional attacks.

Gender-affirming care remains legal and protected in the state of Washington.

Last year, our team secured a preliminary injunction blocking two executive orders that threaten to end federal funding to medical institutions providing gender-affirming care.

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Oh, well then!

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1 week ago

Awoogah?

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