Evan Sruthan

I should probably post on here more often due to the refreshingly low percentage of actual Nazis vs Twitter, but the lack of private accounts/tiered access circles is an insurmountable barrier. There is plenty of stupid shit that I wish to post about without the entire internet being able to see

Feel motivated to make a life change. Perhaps I will replace my Picrew profile pic of the past 2.5 years with something else (probably another, only slightly different, Picrew profile pic)

Hmm… I’m starting to suspect that insanely wealthy tech guys might be stupid

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

Dipshit of the highest order.

Hospitals that paused youth gender-affirming care continued controversial intersex surgeries, group says Intersex advocates say that they have been shut out of the conversations about gender and health, even as a recent executive order has far-reaching consequences for intersex kids.

Some health centers that halted gender affirming care, kept doing nonconsensual surgeries on intersex kids to make them gender-conforming, even though the UN has condemned them

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He’s like the ineffectual Senator character from Veep who couldn’t stop talking about “plugging the hole” and “staying above the hole”

Conservatives are dangerously close to developing a second joke. In addition to “my pronouns are [unrelated words] and I identify as a [unrelated word],” they have learned to reply to every tweet with “I’ll take things that never happened for $[amount], Alex.” Concerning!

I was wondering why in the US you can buy emergency contraception (Plan B etc) and progestin-only birth control (Opill) OTC, but you need a prescription to buy internal condoms. The answer is: there’s only one US manufacturer, and they want it that way. www.thebody.com/content/8002...

Call your Republican reps and tell them "I DIDN'T VOTE FOR CANCER!" - gregpak.net Folks often say they have Republican reps so there’s no point in calling them. Well, today’s your day to shine! Under Trump and Musk, the National Institutes of Heath just announced that they’re cutti...

I put this into a post. Please feel free to share. Call your R reps and tell them "I DIDN'T VOTE FOR CANCER!" - and demand they restore funding to the N.I.H. now. 202-224-3121

gregpak.net/2025/02/08/c...

Hi I want to clarify that this only works for browser mode, not the app!

Go to your profile, account settings, invoicing, and click update on invoice templates; then from there, go to business information and it should allow you to change ur info as instructed on the quoted skeet :)

If you use “criminal” as a synonym for “bad or harmful people” I view you contemptuously as someone who lacks moral courage.

Using the word “criminal” as tho it signifies anything about the character of the huge swathes of people who have broken laws and had the bad luck to get caught and convicted is such a conservative tell. “He’s a felon” Who gives a shit. So am I and so are you, most likely, by the letter of the law.

Pool water can become extremely hot in wildfires, the water can be pumped off by firefighters, and any water left afterward will likely turn into a toxic sludge of ash and chemicals. Best not to waste time chucking in silver and wine.

BREAKING NEWS: META AND MARK ZUCKERBERG REMOVE LONG-STANDING ANTI-LGBTQ HATE SPEECH POLICIES AFTER ANNOUNCING END OF FACT-CHECKING PROGRAM | GLAAD Meta Quietly Removes Major Sections of Hateful Conduct Policies Protecting LGBTQ People and Other Marginalized People GLAAD: “Zuckerberg’s removal of fact-checking programs and industry-standard hate ...

Meta has quietly removed major sections of its hate speech policy protecting LGBTQ people, people of color, women, immigrants, and other marginalized groups. Today’s alarming policy changes will allow anti-LGBTQ rhetoric, and cease to protect LGBTQ users from being targeted with such attacks

"The goal of targeting trans women’s participation in sports is to create a federal law that declares trans women are men. Once that precedent is established, then the laws can become more restrictive until it’s no longer legally viable to exist as a trans person under federal law." 👇

This isn't the only thing meta has been doing, it's been restricting the reach of LGBTQ accounts for nearly a year under its social and political content minimization policy.

Expect to see more of this with project 2025 architect Dustin Carmack in charge of policy at Meta.

vibes are gonna be very off around here from now through inauguration (also forever, but that's a different question). people will be bummed for disparate reasons but will be bummed (the guys who are stoked are NPCs for the purposes of this analysis). It is revolutionary to protect your vibes imo

I really do believe AI is inherently fascist. Both the resources it takes to generate and the soullessness of its output render it entirely irredeemable, but it also hollows out any meaning we can get from communication and art and reduces human life to an aesthetic it wears like a skinsuit.

Can think of no greater example for how corporations use and abuse identity politics because wtf do you mean this planet destroying monstrosity of code and profit is a "Black queer momma of 2"

Attention Valued Customers:

No cis person has ever told a good pronoun joke.

We have determined that this is impossible, and therefore, there is no need to continue to try.

All future “clever” pronouns (Try/Me, Fuck/Off, etc) are politely declined.

Thanks for your understanding.

—Management.

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

Solidarity means joining forces with people you find annoying so you can more effectively fight people who want you dead

- One day someone somewhere will invent a better vegan cheese
- One day someone somewhere will invent a better gluten-free bread
- Days where the sun is warm and the breeze is cool and existing in the world feels pleasant and easy

- Satisfaction of outliving your enemies
- Giving yourself a chance to one day disrespect your currently living enemies’ graves
- Not letting the phobes win
- Sticking around for upcoming queer kids who need elders
- Gamifying how long you can stay alive (you have an unbroken streak so far!)
- Spite

The same brand makes a Sour Patch flavored drink that is both terrible and amazing

if i've learned one thing from doing union stuff while also doing other forms of organizing, it's that you're better off with people you disagree with who are nevertheless trying to do the same thing as you than with people you agree with who aren't trying to do anything

is there a medicine with no side effects that puts you into a coma for three days

[To the tune of “Pour Some Sugar On Me”]: