Zeroisanumber

Why does Trump use the bronzer? He looks so much better without it.

Like, it's night and day between looking like a fascist construct and a regular human.

I don't even need money for my wife's cancer surgery and I'm planning a heist out of spite.

Stuff like this doesn't make me tear up because I don't really know what's going on, but I do love to see a really kind and humane interaction.

Ok, yeah, I'll just go fistfight the FBI while yelling your name Mr. Senator.

Sure. I'll fail to show up and send insulting texts.

You don't have to pay me, I'll do it for free.

If you're still at the Post you're the sort of jellyfish who's handing in articles like, "Why Lauren Sanchez is the Perfect Bond Girl".

We have the plot to the next Gentleman Bastards novel right the fuck here.

Loomer is one of the dumber people in Trump's orbit.

*me taping carolina reapers to my knuckles*

"Fear me! For I have unlocked the secret technique, "The Scorpion's Sting"!

If I were a billionaire I'd have a guy whose job it is to hand me a perfectly warmed and garnished brat whenever I reach my hand out.

I like it. It's like a venomous critter in the wild, bright colors let predators know to beware.

Or the useless battle rattle they all wear to feel like Big Boys.

RIP to one of the horror greats, glad he went out strong.

Shoulda just gone with Dale's plan.

While I'm at it, the writing for Dale is good but the voice acting is missing that nasal-y quality that made some of his rants so funny.

Gotta save up the Hitler mana so I can try to get Earl Browder to not be the heir to "Big" Bill Haywood.

Minnesota: Pretty okay time

Everytime Watters shares his insights on what makes for good parenting you get a glimpse into his sad, traumatic childhood.

True facts.

Hegseth always looks like such a dweeb.

Fair.

Eh, it's already on insta, Twitter, and, TikTok so damage is done.

I'm rooting for drunk lanyard guy to make it.

He has every chance because the FBI came out dressed in all that stupid battle rattle.

Once caught my BiL tearing up because he managed his favorite team (the Nats) to a World Series win in OOTP Baseball.

Hope dude made it.

He certainly had the advantage because they all showed up in that useless battle rattle.

Lol.

Crunchy health folks are the biggest fucking marks.

Gone.

Ahhh.

I thought they just hired a bunch of contractors?

Hey I can't find an answer online, but does anyone know how many hate crimes you have to be convicted of before they let you buy a Dodge Ram?

Bitch can't even build a kid who respects him.