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the scream i scrumpt when i found a binghe at rashingban today. to find a binghe in the wild like that is truly like happening upon a unicorn

Four portraits of Shen Qiao from Thousand Autumns titled "Regular Shen Qiao", all showing him kindly smiling and looking gentle. There are quotes based on the books next to each portrait. Top left: "The greatest virtue is like water. The great Dao exists everywhere." Top right: "If someone shows you kindness, repay it ten or even twelve-fold." Bottom left: "People of different Dao must go their separate ways." Bottom right: "Repay enmity with kindness."

Four portraits of Shen Qiao from Thousand Autumns titled "Shen Qiao with Yan Wushi", all showing him either angry or shocked (and angry). There are quotes based on the books next to each portrait. Top left: "Yan Wushi! That's the Shanhe Tongbei Shizun left to me!" Top right: "Wha--" Bottom left: "I wish I could just smash his skull open with a rock. Multiple times." Bottom right: "Is murder really against Daoist principles? Shizun would surely understand."

regular Shen Qiao vs. Shen Qiao whenever Yan Wushi opens his mouth 🫥

#thousandautumns #千秋 #shenqiao

Four portraits of Yan Wushi from Thousand Autumns titled "Yan Wushi just being Yan Wushi", all with shit-eating grin but with different hairstyles (high ponytail, styled with a hairpin, hair down with hairclip on the side). There are quotes based on the books next to each portrait. Top left: "A-Qiao! <3 But you didn't say I couldn't use your sword to scale fish >:)" Top right: "Here in broad daylight Daoist Master Shen took advantage of me /smirk" Bottom left: "I don't need friends, I need opponents." Bottom right: "A-Qiao, call me Yan-lang like you did last night <3"

honestly, no wonder so many people want to strangle him 🙄

#thousandautumns #千秋 #yanwushi

the fact that yanshen have to have a slap fight every time yan wushi tries initiate physical affection is send me

But yeah, PIDW really doomed him to a very hungry caterpillar life. He ate and ate and ate BUT HE WAS STILL HUNGRY. All those wives mean nothing when you don't have a single Shen Yuan ;~;

This is why I fuck with your Happier Protagonist, Happier Ending works so much. Because Bingge gets to both suffer (ehehehe) and then get a nice SY!Shizun who loves him, (who also gets to suffer (ehehehehe))

Your desire to push it further is Bingzu speaking through you. Don’t be an Airplane, rise to the call and bring happiness to our progenitor Binghe and all the little Binglets He doth shepherd through time and space.

I’m totally okay with ships that are terrible with boundaries *gestures to bingqui* but I feel like HC overstepping is never addressed in the narrative, at least never by XL. Like it’s brushed off as okay because it’s true love. It’s wild lol

I hope inspiration strikes you. I hope you have an idea so utterly depraved that even us perverts gasp and tug at our collars. May this exchange inspire you to ascend to even higher levels of debauchery.

Ahaha, I’m not worried about me I’m worried about SJ after an encounter with me! I’m a handful 🙂‍↕️

Even knowing SJ’s backstory I have a hard time with how he treated Bunhe. SJ needs therapy, not my passive aggressive ass.

I’d probably go Bingge due to biases. He ain’t gon compromise the quality of his harem with me lol. And if I’m nice to him he will repay it by definitely getting us out ;D

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all of us upon reading this

All good things must come to an end, sadly, and while I'll definitely miss this version of Binghe and Shen Qingqui I am also excited to see what you will think up next! As always, thanks for the delicious Bingqui food! Nobody yabba dabba doos louder than me whenever I get a notif of an adam update

if you're not fucking perverts with your close online friends then whats the point

That’s why he took his glasses off. He’s seen enough.

Me when Binghe somehow becomes even more feral and manic.

Thinking about how LBH canonically loves doing acts of service for SQQ, disc!SQQ would be like "Shizun doesn't let me cook for him & keeps helping me with my chores am I really so hopeless at all of this!?" LBH always hoping SY fumbles his footwork in his drills so he can catch him, he never does

i don't want to hear any more top/bottom discourse, we need "character who look sexy beating someone up" and "character who look sexy when they get beaten up" discourse next

Marriage life be like:
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#svsss #bingqiu

Bingqui are always stunning, but they are especially gorgeous here~ The two most beautiful men in the whole world, obviously their brains higher functioning ceases when they are so distracted by their husband's hot. Bless Airplane for creating two hotties and bless your hands for beautiful art TAT

/sits on/

If Shizun not made for sitting on then why so comfy!?

This has me feeling certain sort of ways like a chihuahua trying to destroy it's squeaky toy. Get 'em, Binghe! Bark bark bark bark!

Binghe is so loving and doting with his husband. They are the wuxia version of Way of the Househusband, putting his scary demon emperor antics on the back burner to focus on being a good wifey for Shizun. I love this so much, it's so soft and affectionate TAT

It may never happen, however, I have chosen to be delusional in this case.

I did! Everyone who contributed really went up and beyond! It was so silly and spicy and I could really feel the love all the artists have for this series 💗

読めないが大変勉強したらある日きっと読める... 日本語はめちゃ難しい … ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

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Me & Binghe right now