Jenny Cinco 👑🏳️‍⚧️

Fly, you fools! (compliment)

The bitch can brunch, okay? The bitch can brunch. #transjoy

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Today I will continue not buying things. 😮‍💨

Fried chicken (like all dinosaurs) is delicious, don’t get me wrong. But it’s inevitable.

Pizza, and its unique combination of ingredients, was more reliant on global trade for its creation.

We’re making pizza! Because if I’m going to celebrate colonialism, I’m at least going to get some fucking pizza out of it (arguably colonialism’s most important contribution to society)

“What are you doing for Thanksgiving?” Not a damn thing. Fuck Thanksgiving. Stop celebrating genocide. ❤️💛🖤🤍

Ben Franklin was the pioneering recording engineer who invented quadraphonic sound and also the Eiffel Tower (sexual).

If one stands on a soapbox long enough, they forget the feel of earth underfoot. 🪷

a woman in a crown kisses a woman in a witch costume ALT: a woman in a crown kisses a woman in a witch costume

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Jimmy Cliff, rest in power ✊🏿❤️💛💚

Love you, bitch 😘

No hair, no makeup, no fucks to give. 💪

I did eat paint chips as a kid 🥴

lesbian.

Last night, we went out on a lesbian double date to a lesbian metal show and we all had a lesbian good time 🫠

(yay!)

Oh no I turned on intention and now I can’t turn it off 😅 yay?

I made a wish & now it’s happening 😭

Creativity, for me, usually exacerbates the inspiring emotion. Unfortunately, upholding the creative process to complete the work sometimes may sometimes alleviate the underlying issue. 💙

It HAS worked so I know it CAN work tho it probably WON’T. (Much like my lil lady dick.)

Nope! All my plans are the absolute best because each and every one has never before been attempted in all of human history. I simply shan’t permit experience to sully my innate brilliance!

Hollandaise sauce at McDonald's... we have strayed so far from the light of God.

“This garbage is all garbage,” she exclaimed, knees deep in the dumpster. 🦝

Oh, right. Paid time off. The year end reminder that I didn’t go anywhere… again.

It’s 1pm and I’m eating s’mores (raw) for breakfast. Is this brunch?

I’ve been posting less because I replaced my brain with mashed potatoes [endearing]

A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

It’s funny when people still listen to drake but still want to be “respected”