Guilty as charged! You got re-posted on my timeline and I recognised you straight away. Hope you are the family are doing well. 😊
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Can I come with you and continually point out that it’s actually an embroidery and not a tapestry?! 😊
You could have had a chocolate one, but no…
An absolute joy to see Dara O’Briain back in Bexhill again. The whale insurance bit had me laughing so hard my face still hurts!
We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
Good plan - take that, Tom-stealing universe!
As long as we don’t jinx ourselves and make the universe decide that we’ve had enough Tom for one day - he’s evaded us before… 🤔
I just watched the reveal video of @hazariel.bsky.social’s Thierry Mugler ‘La Chimère’ recreation and it’s absolutely stunning! (It took me way longer to watch as I was pausing it every few seconds to try and spot the scales I contributed! Saw at least 7 - well chuffed!) 😊🧵🪡
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I am currently singing the Jurassic Park theme tune to my new glittery Christmas Dinosaurs. I think it’s really helping them to feel at home. 🎄🦕
Dear #BBCiPlayer. Feel free to remove the ‘Skip intro’ option on #TheBoxOfDelights. This is predominantly being watched by those who remember the series with fond 80s childhood nostalgia and there’s no way we’re skipping that iconic opening. #TheWolvesAreRunning
1) Then they won’t be able to eat you - you’re welcome. 2) Then they’ll be too full to eat you - you’re welcome again. 3) They’ll stand on their tippy-toes and point their ears, obviously!
What if I took them on the rollercoaster with me? Then they’d have had a fun time howling as they wave their paws in the air!
So, neither of us are dying a noble death of valour and we’re both going out like a pair of twatbadgers? Got it… 😆
I bought a packet of limited edition Fox’s Crunch Creams in sticky toffee pudding flavour. The best before date is not until June next year, but I’ve decided to eat them all now, just as a precaution. Safety first, and all that… 🍪😋🍪
My handmade Christmas tree wall hanging is up on the office door and my desk has got its light-up finery on. It’s starting to look a tiny bit festive…
I bought a load of vintage haberdashery from eBay - basically the contents of grandma’s sewing basket, which is my favourite type of auction - and it was like unboxing Aladdin’s cave! I’m embarrassingly excited to sort through this treasure trove… 😊🧶🧵🪡
Ah, that’s just what they want you to think, luring you in with their Big Lepidoptera propaganda, and then - bam! Face eaten clean off…
I knew it!! Butterflies are basically just better dressed moths, so you can be damn sure that one of those nocturnal buggers would eat my face off at the first opportunity!
Last week I ordered some wood on eBay and today it arrived. Later, I will be doing things that will probably involve cutting blades and sandpaper. Basically, I’m unstoppable!
Okay, I made it here - what did I miss?
