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Murphy’s forever

Disability and LGBT hate crimes set to become aggravated offences The proposed change has been set out in an amendment to the government's Crimes and Policing Bill.

Disability and LGBT hate crimes set to become aggravated offences

Disability and LGBT hate crimes set to become aggravated offences www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Today I learned Guinness has fewer calories than most lagers, so is therefore a health drink.

Midnight Sun makes me yearn for summer 😭

Oh weird. Starmer’s Britain.

I think it's so that regularly scheduled programming (Countryfile, Football Focus, news bulletins etc) stays in its usual spot. Then again, they moved Breakfast over to BBC Two last week so

I can’t decide if having wall art above the tv would look odd or not

It’s so good. I’m confused.

Actually quite like a Taylor Swift song which is deeply distressing for me

I'm not especially opposed to driverless cabs, but I'm fucked if I'm giving up my ancestral British right to cross the road anywhere if it's safe for me to do so. "Jaywalking" isn't a thing or a crime here, techbros, so your magic cars will have to learn to deal with that.

Made the mistake of watching the open mic night episode of Schitt’s Creek while drunk and very single on Valentine’s Day 😭

BBC headline - time will heal Beckham family relationship, says Gordon ramsay

the photo and headline framing make it seem like their gay love affair has rocked the foundations of the Beckham family

It’s only Valentine’s Day Alex, it’s not that bad

Absolutely fucking not

I don’t understand how people have their dick like ‘up’ rather than down in their underwear it’s so uncomfortable

Full of lamb, duck and port, I am content

Outstanding

Paying for a tv license should make me exempt from the fucking constant tv license ads

Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist. 12:31 PM · Feb 10, 2011

Happy 15th anniversary to this tweet:

I switched over to Sky where, in the same sentence, Jon Craig described Starmer as ‘begging’ and having the full support of his cabinet 🙄🙄🙄

sorry

Don’t know why Olympic curling is such a big deal. I’m great at curling.

Curling one out

Saving it for tonight 😌

I managed to resist that

I’m not a morning person but wowww I’m in a bad mood today

Clearly one too many

nice

I desperately need Bluesky to be less dead

We really fucked up with the internet didn’t we

Do you need to revise for a prostate exam